香 港
- 全体注意 - 监控设备运转正常 All eyes are up. -Sat cams are good.
目标锁定 卡尔·海因里奇 乔纳斯·海因里奇
目标出现 Target is inbound.
预计5分钟抵达 ETA five minutes.
任务开始 重复 准备出发 Mission is a go. Repeat, you are green to go.
拦截并捉捕海因里希兄弟 lntercept and apprehend the Heinrich brothers.
保证按计划进行 记住这是秘密任务 Secure the device. And remember, this mission is covert.
我要出马了 l've got some action.
- 嗨 我叫齐妮亚 - 很高兴见到你 我叫塔克 Hi, my name is Xenia. Pleased to meet you. l'm Tuck.
我是FDR FDR.
你们为什么来香港？ So, what brings you to Hong Kong?
- 公事还是消遣？ - 消遣 Business or pleasure? Pleasure.
- 公事 - 两者都有 Business. A little of both.
什么样的公事呢？ What kind of business?
我可是个超级大游轮的船长 l am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel.
我的小兄弟是个牛逼的导游 My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.
有幸上你的船吗,船长先生？ Permission to come aboard, captain?
这个嘛 恐怕不行 我们有正事要做 On that note, will you excuse us, ladies, because we do have work to do.
- 不 我们没有 - 有 No, we don't. Yes, we do.
是的 确实有 Yes, we do.
这西服真不错 That's a lovely suit.
嗯 这出自萨维尔街最好的裁缝之手 Well, it is Savile Row's finest.
我知道你带你弟弟来保护你了 l see you brought your baby brother to protect you.
你说什么？ What did you say?
我们走 乔纳斯 Let's go, Jonas.
发生枪战 人已死 Shots fired. Men down.
好嘞 走起 All right. Here we go.
子弹 给我子弹 Mag. l need a mag.
毙了他 Shoot him.
塔克！ Tuck!
乔纳斯！ Jonas!
- 海因里奇肯定要不爽了 - 我更担心头儿要不爽了 Heinrich is not gonna be happy. l'm more concerned about the boss.
必须的 你说刚才的美女们还在吗？ Definitely. Hey, you think those girls are still here?
情 敌 大 战
特 工 争 风
“明智消费者股份有限公司/洛杉矶” 搞定 Coretex牌的损坏最小 Here we go. So the Coretex has minimal damage.
只是在边沿有些烧焦 There's some calcining around the edges.
而Tempolite牌的在高温300度时就锈蚀了 However, the Tempolite has damage and there's rusting around 300 degrees.
所以建议使用Coretex牌的 So that means the Coretex gets the recommend.
看见没？好产品总会胜出 See, Em? The best product always wins.
- 噢 劳伦 - 嗯 Oh, Lauren. Yes.
到周末了 我想稍稍早一点下班可以吗 l was just wondering if l might skip out a little bit early for the holiday weekend.
杰里要带我去牧羊场 Jerry's taking me to an alpaca farm.
当然可以 放假嘛 又周末了 Oh, yeah, of course. lt's a holiday. And a weekend.
是的 你应该早点走 Yeah, so you should do that.
- 好的 - 玩得愉快 Okay. Have fun.
- 你也一样 - 我会的 You have fun too. l will.
中 情 局 现 场 办 公 室
塔克 FDR Tuck. FDR.
死了6个人 Six men in the morgue.
马路中间还死一个 A body in the middle of the street.
确实 但说实在的 我们真的有... Yes, but to be fair, we did manage to--
- 闭嘴 - 我正打算闭嘴 立刻 Shut up. To-- That's me shutting up, right now.
本来这次海因里奇案 The mission parameters of the Heinrich case...
是要求完全保密的 ...were clearly indicated to be covert.
真是多谢你们两位天才 Thanks to you two geniuses...
海因里奇肯定会设法为他兄弟报仇 ...Heinrich will be seeking revenge for his brother's death.
你们俩被禁足了 You guys are grounded.
- 什么？ - 禁足？ What? Grounded?
- 嘿 劳伦 嘿 - 噢 噢 - Hey, Lauren. Lauren. Hey, hey. - Oh, oh!
嗨 史蒂夫 你好啊 Hi, Steve, hey.
- 你好 - 是史蒂夫啊 Hey. lt's Steve.
噢 对不起 劳伦 这是凯莉 Yeah. Oh, my-- l'm so sorry. Uh, Lauren, this is Kelly.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 很高兴见到你 - 我也是 lt's very nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too, yeah.
- 哇 哈 这么大的钻石 - 嗯 - Wow, ha, ha, what a big rock. - Yeah.
这是我未婚妻 My fiance', yes. Yeah.
- 你们订婚了？ - 是啊 You are engaged? - Yeah.
要结婚了啊 To be married.
一切称心如意 对吧？ Things just worked out exactly how they're supposed to, didn't they?
是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
是的 Yes.
真好啊 Looks cool.
好啦 那啥 Okay, well, you know what?
我要走了 去见我的那位 肯恩 l'm gonna go because l'm gonna go meet my guy, Ken.
- 哈 - 呃 他是外科医生 Huh. Uh, he's a surgeon.
- 哇 - 那... Wow. So, great, well...
祝贺你们订婚 还有... ...um, congratulations on your ring and...
- 噢 谢谢 - 还有你们的新生活 Oh, thanks....and your life...
- 还有你的脚踏车 还有一切的一切 - 恩 ...and your bikes and everything. Yeah.
好的 淡定啊 Okay. well, peace.
- 下次见 - 好的 拜 See you. Okay. Bye.
我刚说「淡定」 我真想死啊现在 l just said "peace." l want to die right now.
寿司
一人份的寿司 Sushi for one.
嘿 肯恩 Hey, Ken.
- 老样子？ - 是的 The usual? Yeah.
- 又是漫长的一天？ - 难以想象的糟 Long day, huh? You don't know the half of it.
这太有意思了 This is too funny.
相当有意思啊 Hysterical.
对不起 这是你男友的位置 肯恩 对吧？ l'm sorry. This must be your boyfriend's seat. Uh, Ken, right?
- 噢 是啊 - 不是 - Oh, yeah. - No.
一份寿司 一直都是一个人 Sushi for one. Yeah. Always for one.
啊 那是我人生中最丢脸的一刻 Ugh! It was the most humiliating moment ever.
那你得编一个更好的借口啊 Well, because you have to come up with, like, better excuses.
你应该说「我也订婚了 但我未婚夫在做阴茎缩小手术」 You should've been, "l have a fiancé too. But he's getting a penile reduction...
「因为那玩意儿一勃起就大得吓死人啊」 ...because his penis is so big every time it lands like a poltergeist."
我一见他 脑子就一片空白 Can't think of anything when l see him.
真不敢相信 我居然为他放弃了一切 l just can't believe l gave up everything for him.
我太蠢了 离开我的朋友 家人... lt's just, l felt so stupid. l left my friends, my family--
别这么说 我很高兴你搬来这 我们过的很愉快 Don't say that, l'm happy you moved here. We have a happy life together.
我曾经以为他是对的人 He was my person.
我曾经也这么以为 但现在呢？ He was your person. You know what kind of person he ended up?
他还不是找了个胸大无脑的女人 The person that ends up with a girl that makes out after she eats yellowtail.
我喜欢「寿司」 她看上去很温柔 也很漂亮 l like sushi. She seemed really nice. She was really pretty.
我无所谓她怎样 我只在乎你和你的爱情 Well, l don't give a shit about her. l give a shit about you and your love life.
我正打算出去玩 约会 吊凯子 l'm going out, dating, meeting guys.
噢 拜托 你约会 但是不上心 Oh, please, you're not-- You date, but you're not taking it seriously.
别用那牌子 洗完有印子 那个好用些 Don't use that brand, it leaves a film. That one's much more effective.
我真希望你挑男人能这么犀利 l wish you would act like that with men.
你会挑洗衣液 就不会挑男人... You can choose a laundry detergent, but you can't choose a guy you want--
我工作就是干这个的 有图表 有数据 简单多了 That's my job. lt's easier. There's charts, there's numbers.
那你就该选择在线交友 他们有的是数据 That's why you start online dating. They have lots of charts.
- 别提了 - 在线交友又怎么了？ Not that again. What is your problem with online?
怎么了？你不看《非诚勿扰》么？ What's my problem? Do you watch Dateline?
网络上有多少变态啊？ How many creeps are out there?
我可能会被扒皮或者塞进后备箱 l could end up a skin suit or in somebody's trunk.
呃 那有点夸张 好吗？那几率太小了 Uh, that's a little dramatic, okay? That happens to, like, one in 20 girls.
你不会惨死在后备箱里 如果幸运的话... You're not gonna end up in a trunk. lf you're lucky...
有人会死在你的后备箱 你的石榴裙下 ...somebody will end up in your trunk. That's your trunk.
哈哈 别闹了 Ha, ha. Stop.
所以你应该继续网上交友 You need to get back out there, okay?
当然 你可能会遇到错的人 Yeah, sure, you might make a mistake and end up with the wrong guy...
但你同样可能遇到对的人 难道不值得一试吗？ ...but you might end up meeting the right guy. So isn't that worth it?
再差能差到哪儿去？ What is the worst thing that could happen?
扒皮啊 这个就真扛不住了 Skin suit. Skin suit's pretty bad.
谢谢你邀请我参加你奶奶的派对 Thank you for having me to your nana's.
你开玩笑呢？我们是好朋友 像家人一样 Are you kidding me? You're my best friend. We're family.
噢 我的天 Oh, my God.
- 这是无谷蛋白食品 尝一下 - 嗯？ This is gluten-free. Try a taste. Hm?
真是的 你们这两小子躲一边干嘛？ Why the heck are you two sitting over here all by yourselves?
你们这样可让我抱不了重孙子 You're not gonna make me any great-grandbabies this way.
这可是家庭聚会 奶奶 lt is a family gathering, Nana.
你不想看我们现场造人吧 l don't think you want us making any great-grandbabies.
说实在的 我已经给你搞了个很棒的重孙子了呀 To be fair, l have already provided you with a wonderful great-grandchild.
是啊 但那不算 你完全搞砸了 Yeah, but that doesn't count because you screwed it all up.
- 啊哦 - 快来 宝贝 Ouch. Come on, Lil.
我们来给孩子示范下？ Let's show these kids how it's done, huh?
- 呵呵 看见没？ - 失陪 Heh, heh. See? Ciao.
他们接吻时有点恶心 lt's kind of gross when they kiss.
哇 我喜欢那孩子 God, l love that kid.
怎么了？ What's going on?
喂 沉思先生 你能说说吗？ Hey, Mr. Deep-ln-Thought. You wanna talk about it?
我只是觉得那样很美好 不是吗？ l was just-- That kind of thing's lovely, isn't it?
- 真的很美好 - 哪好了？ lt's really lovely. What's lovely?
我喜欢他们那样相互凝视的感觉 l love the way they look into each other's eyes like that.
我敢肯定 只不过是白内障而已 l'm pretty sure that's the cataracts.
算了 你前面有问题要问我？ Have you-- Okay. You asked me a serious question, didn't you?
- 是啊 是啊 - 那你想要我认真回答吗？ Yeah. Yeah. Right. So do you want a serious answer?
- 是 我先把蛋糕放下？ - 请 Yeah. Put the cake down? Please.
- 好 - 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
蛋糕放好了 跟我说说吧 Cake is down. Talk to me.
- 不 应该是男人的对话 好吗？ - 好 Well, no, seriously, man chat. Okay? Okay.
男人之间的 Man to man.
我相信 你会为我做任何事情 l trust you. l know you'd do anything for me.
- 是的 - 你会为我挡子弹 Yeah. You would take a bullet for me.
我也会同样对你 你懂的 对吗？ l would for you as well, you know that. Right?
- 这些你都能想象吧？ - 能 Can you imagine all of that? Yes.
那我们要跟一个女人分享这些 你能想象吗？ Can you imagine what that would be like to share with a woman?
不能 No.
好的 Okay.
不能 No.
谢谢 Thank you.
乔和史蒂夫 你们出列 All right, Joe, Steven, you're up.
- 准备好 祝你好运 孩子 - 我们开战吧 All right, Joe. Good luck, son. Let's go to war.
就这样 准备佯攻 很好 That's it. Now you feint. Nice feint.
- 出拳 - 哇 漂亮！压住他！ Hit. Oh, nice. Get on him. Oh!
他倒了 压住 打他 Down he goes. Ground and pound him.
压住他 地面砸拳 地面砸拳 Get on him. Ground and pound. Ground and pound.
- 呃... - 继续 打爆他 Uh.... Keep it going. Hammerfist him.
对 就打那 打！他是背后受敌！ Right there, that's it. Hit it. He's giving you his back.
- 快用裸绞（从对手背后实施绞杀的招数） - 我做到了 - Rear naked choke. - l give.
- 对 他拍垫认输了 你赢了 哈哈！ - 我认输 - Yes. He's tapping. He's out. Booyah! - l give.
我说的对吧？就是这么打的 孩子 See what l mean? That's how it works, boy.
看见没？我把他打惨了 对吗？ See that? l pwned him, didn't l?
- 挺好的 你还好吗？ - 当然了 孩子 - Good. You okay? - Sure did, son.
哈哈！ Ha, ha!
- 你打的他屁滚尿流 - 你中午在这干嘛？ That's how you kill him. What are you doing here?
嗯 我有点时间 就想来陪陪我家宝贝 Well, l had a bit of time off and l thought l'd come hang with my homey.
我被海扁了 l got creamed.
不 你没有 只不过是见仁见智 No, you didn't, that's just a matter of opinion.
你懂什么格斗？ What do you know about fighting?
你只不过是个导游罢了 You're just a travel agent.
但我知道犹豫不决的人... l know enough to know that he who hesitates--
痛吗？ Pain?
这代表软弱正在消失 That's just weakness leaving the body.
哦 老爸 Oh, Dad.
乔 乔 乔 Joe. Joe, Joe.
- 快点 儿子 - 妈妈 你今天看到我打赢了吗？ - Come on, boys. - Mom, did you see me win today?
在刚才的垫子上？太帅气了 On the mat? That's amazing.
- 嘿 两位帅哥 - 嘿 - Hey, guys. - Hey.
- 嘿 小帅哥 - 嗨 Hey, bud. Hi.
- 嘿 塔克 - 嘿 最近好吗 Hey, Tuck. Hey, how you doing?
不知道你会来 Didn't know you were in.
有几天假 所以就想来看看乔 Got a couple days off so l thought l'd come see Joe.
我从没见过到处找活干的导游 你是第一个 You're the only travel agent l've ever met who actually travels for his job.
是啊 Yeah.
我在想是否有可能 呃... Um, so l was thinking that maybe, um....
你 我还有乔一起出去玩... Maybe you, me and Joe, we could all go out together...
咱们一家人 比如吃点东西... ...you know, as a family, maybe get something to eat.
吃顿饭 我感觉这样真的很不错 Have a meal. l think that would be really, really good.
我晚上有约了 塔克 l have a date tonight, Tuck.
那也许改天吧 So maybe some other time.
当然 可以啊 挺好的 Sure. That's great. Good. That's good.
拜 乔 Bye, Joe.
爽 So good.
你敢相信吗 ANNOUNCER Do you believe it?
这真的是太离奇了 This is simply extraordinary.
上半场的结局太出人意料了 What an amazing end to this first half of play.
你还在寻找共同开创新生活的人吗？ MAN Are you looking for someone to start a life with?
你愿与爱侣共度还是与工作为伴？ Would you rather spend your time with your soul mate than at work?
拥有600万以上的单身贵族... With over 6 million eligible singles...
就在Fate.net 找到属于你的他/她 ...lt'sFate.net will help you find that special person.
只需一点 就能找到你的爱人 今天注册... Find your soul mate with just one click. Log on today...
- 并完成一份15分钟的问卷... - 嘘！让我看看 ...and take our 1 5-minute test... Shh! Let me watch.
就打开了你通往新生活的大门 ...and open the door to your new love life.
不再与寂寞的夜晚作陪 No more lonely nights.
不再与空虚的清晨相伴 No more empty mornings.
送自己一份爱的礼物 Give yourself the gift of love.
你值得拥有 就在Fate.net 你还想错过吗？ You deserve it. lt'sFate.net. What have you got to lose?
太可悲了 That's just so sad.
- 早上好 艾拉 - 早上好 Good morning, Ella. Good morning.
- 她来了 来了 - 嗨 Here she comes. Here she comes. Hi there.
- 老板你气色挺好 - 什么？ - Looking good, boss. - What?
- 嗨 保罗 - 啊？没事 - Hi, Paul. - What? Nothing.
- 早 哈德森 - 我被你迷倒了 Good morning, Hudson. l'm down, girl.
我也倒了 l'm down too.
艾米丽 我哪里迷人了？ Emily. What am l down with?
噢 是... Oh, my goodness. lt's a....
你的...看下你电脑吧 Your-- Check your desktop.
来吧 帅哥们！
噢 真是胡来 Oh, crap.
- 嗨 - 双性恋？裸泳？ - Hi. - Bi-curious? Skinny-dipping?
爱滑旱冰？这是啥呀 1994年的旧照？ Rollerblading? l mean, what is this, 1 994?
你穿热裤的样子迷死人了 男人会爱死你鲍鱼的形状啦 You looked adorable in those shorts. Men are gonna respond to that camel toe.
我要杀了你 崔西 l'm gonna kill you, Trish.
呃 不如谢谢我吧？ Uh, how about "thank you"?
同事们都以为我打扫家的时候穿护士服 My office thinks l clean my house in a naughty nurse costume.
很好啊 说明你能玩制服诱惑嘛 That's fine. That means you're open to role-paying.
我们要广撒网 说不定就遇上你喜欢的 We're trying to cast a wide net. We don't know what guys you like.
帮我找对象你还传我倒立喝酒的照片啊 You've got me in a keg stand looking for a relationship.
- 这是什么意思 - 你柔韧性好呀 l don't even know what that means. You're flexible.
男人就想你柔韧性好 擅长「操练运动」 Guys wanna know that you're flexible and good at gymnastics.
不行 这是妈妈专门喝的牛奶 No, no, that's Mommy's special milk, okay?
让我解脱吧 怎么删掉这些？ Just get me off this thing. How do l cancel it?
你删不了 账号在我这 You're not canceling it. l'm in charge of that.
等等 他是谁？ Wait a second. Who is that?
哇 他真帅 Oh, my God. He's cute.
跟我说明白 你把个人信息都... Let me get this straight. You put your personal, private details...
- 公开在网上了？ - 是的 ...on a very public website? Yes.
- 你疯了吗？ - 没有 Are you insane? No.
- 你要带她去哪约会？ - 别那样审问我 Where you taking her? Don't do that to me.
- 去布拉尼城堡吧 - 我喜欢点唱机 （相传吻这城堡里的巧言石后即善于花言巧语） Taking her to the Blarney Stone. l like the jukebox.
- 你真是个傻屌 - 啊？ You're such a cheeseball. What?
你要这样去约会 我也跟去 You're gonna go on this date and l'm gonna go with you.
- 别 你别来 - 我会去的 No, you're not. Yes, l am.
我真为你担心 你太久没约会了 l'm scared. You haven't done this in a long time.
网上的女人 什么疯狂的都有可能 This girl could be all sorts of crazy.
还有 她们当中一半都是站着嘘嘘的（指人妖） And, besides, half those girls pee standing up, Tuck.
另一半都在我们的监控范围内（指罪犯） The other half are on one of our watch lists.
- 只是个约会 - 算你好运 我今晚没事 lt's a date. Look, lucky for you, l'm free tonight.
我会带上望远镜 护手霜... And l'm gonna bring the binoculars, the hand cream...
保持100码的距离 我会很贴心的 ...keep a hundred-yard radius. lt'll be sweet stuff.
不 望远镜就算了吧 你不能监视我约会 No, you can't bring the binoculars. You're not watching my date.
我需要点隐私 l need a little privacy.
我就在附近等你电话 那有家音像店 l'll be around the corner on ringtone. l'll be at the video store.
响铃一次代表你要抽身 两次需要我帮你收场 三次我就回家 One ring means you need an extraction, two, a cleaner, three, l can get home.
- 保持200码距离 - 成交 Two hundred yards. Sold.
塔克？你是塔克？ Tuck? Are you Tuck?
嗨 我是劳伦 Hi. l'm Lauren.
哇 你好吗？ Oh, my gosh. Hello. How are you?
非常高兴见到你 Very nice to meet you.
我也是 呃... You too. Um....
请坐 请 抱歉 Please, sit. Please, sorry. Yeah.
哇 你真的很漂亮 Wow, it's like-- You are really, really beautiful.
你能多说几遍么 因为你的声音超迷人 哈哈 Could you say that a few more times, because your voice is amazing. Ha, ha.
我还是得为那个夸张的资料说声抱歉 l feel like l need to apologize again for that bizarre profile.
- 没关系 没没关系 - 我朋友崔西 她... No, no, no. My friend, Trish, is....
没事 每个人都该有个这样搞怪的朋友 Oh, no. Everybody should have a friend who's a spaz.
- 我都想杀了她 - 那个 其实... l think l'm going to have to kill her. Well, actually...
- 也许我能帮上你 - 我开玩笑呢 ...l might be able to help you. l'm kidding.
- 我也是 - 惟有爱... So am l. FRANKENSTElN Love...
才能拯救这个可怜人 ...is the only thing that can save this poor creature.
即便付出生命的代价 And l am going to convince him that he is loved...
我也要让他相信有人爱他 ...even at the cost of my own life.
无论你听到什么 无论我怎么哀求你 No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly l beg you...
- 无论我叫得多撕心裂肺 - 嗨 ...no matter how terribly l may scream... Hi.
都不要打开门 否则一切都前功尽弃 ...do not open this door or you will undo everything l've worked for.
好样的 兄弟 Good for you, pal.
那告诉我点资料上没写的事 So tell me one thing that's not on your profile.
嗯... Um....
我有一个儿子 l have a son.
- 噢 是吗？ - 是的 他叫乔 Oh, you do? Yeah. He's called Joe.
他7岁了 很可爱 He's 7 and he's really lovely. Really lovely.
那他妈妈呢？ And his mom?
过去式了 Couldn't work.
你呢？ How about you?
- 没有孩子 - 恩 No kids that l know of. Okay.
也没有「前妻」 And no ex-wives.
- 我有个很重要的问题 - 很好 问吧 l have a very important question to ask. Good. Go on.
你曾经做过或者打算过做杀手吗？ Have you ever been or do you ever plan on being a serial killer?
这...虽然有得选吧 Well, l mean, it's-- You gotta keep your options open.
- 但没有过 - 好吧 回答的很好 哈哈 But, no. Okay, good answer. Ha-ha-ha.
所以你从没有亲手杀过人 So you've never killed anybody with your bare hands.
这星期没有 Not this week.
很好 Great.
- 劳伦 你很特别 - 你也不差 Lauren, you're incredible. You're not so bad yourself.
好啦 我该走了 租个碟再回家冲个澡 All right, l'm gonna go and rent a movie and take a cold shower.
- 我也是 - 好的 l will too. Okay.
- 那我就等你电话了 要等... - 五分钟？ And wait for your call for the next-- Five minutes?
我们就是这么开始的 This is where it all started.
是啊 我当时站在那桌子旁 Yes, I was standing over there by that desk.
不 当时你坐在椅子上 突然你就朝我走来 No, you were sitting in the chair. And suddenly, you started walking toward me.
缓慢地 优雅地 Very slowly. Very slowly.
步步扣我心弦 I could count every step.
你慢慢地靠近我时 And when you're walking towards me very slowly...
我在想「他怎么了 不能走快点吗？」 ...l thought, "What's the matter with him? Can't he walk faster?"
- 真对不起 - 对不起 你拿走吧 Oh, l'm so sorry. Oh, l'm sorry. You take it.
- 没关系 你拿吧 - 你确定？ No, no, no, that's okay. You take it. Sure?
你不会喜欢的 结局很纠结 很容易猜到 You're not gonna like it. Twist ending. You'll see it coming a mile away.
- 你怎么就知道我喜欢什么？ - 我了解电影 也了解女人 And how would you know what l like? l know movies. And women.
- 是吗？ - 嗯哼 Really? Mm-hm.
好吧 Okay.
那何不告诉我 我想要什么？ Well, then, why don't you tell me what l want?
- 贵妇失踪案？ 为什么是这部？ - 嗯哼 The Lady Vanishes? Why is that? Mm-hm.
首先 选择希区柯克的电影准没错 Well, firstly, you can never go wrong with Hitchcock. Ever.
这部是惊悚片 糅合了喜剧 剧情和浪漫元素 lt's got comedy, drama, romance, it's a thriller.
经典却不古板乏味 lt's classy, but not stuffy.
有点晦涩难懂 如果你还没看过 我推荐这部 A little obscure, so if you haven't seen it, you'll thank me for introducing you to it.
如果你看过 你就会知道这是明智之选 lf you have, you'll know what a good choice it was.
- 嗯 我看过了 - 嗯哼 Well, l have seen it. Mm-hm.
- 确实很不错 - 唔 And it is a really good choice. Mm.
但还是比不上蝴蝶梦 美人计 迷魂记 However, not as good as Rebecca, Notorious, Vertigo...
也比不上他在六十至七十年代所拍的电影 ...or pretty much any of his films from 1 960 to 1 972.
事实上 这部片只能算二等 ln fact, it's sort of a second-tier title.
二等 A second.
- 你知道吗？ - 我知道你在寻找目标 You know what? Scratch-- Look, l see you surveying the prospects.
那个在挑外国片的女人？爱瞎操心 That one over there in Foreign? Too much angst.
这个穿毛衫的 在挑动画片的女人？ This one in the sweater set, picking out animated movies?
在上床后第二天就能给孩子取好名了 That girl will have your children named before breakfast.
问题是没一个是好搞定的 The problem is, no one looks like a clean getaway.
我懂 你借租碟名义 想在这把妹 l get it. You come in here looking for a girl renting a movie.
明显我是晚上没约会的 而且好下手 Clearly, she doesn't have a date for the night. We're easy targets.
你就像那种喜欢「一天租期」的男人 You look like the guy interested in a one-day rental...
如果你了解女人或了解我 ...if you know what l mean. lf you knew anything about women...
就该知道我什么意思 我完全可以自己选择电影. ...or anything about me, l'm perfectly capable of choosing my own movies.
不过还是谢谢了 But thanks.
猎艳愉快 Happy hunting.
呃 Hm.
先生 你想让我黑进一家音像店的数据库？ So, sir, you want me to hack into a video store database?
- 为海因里奇案所需 - 正在搜索 lt's for the Heinrich case. COMPUTER VOlCE: Searching database.
很好 继续翻 All right, keep on scrolling.
等下 停 翻回去 Wait. Stop. Scroll back.
就是她 That's her.
老大 这个女孩和海因里奇有关系？ Sir, how is this girl connected to Heinrich?
这是机密 That's G-4 classified.
大家好 我是劳伦·史考特 感谢各位的到来 Hello, everybody, l'm Lauren Scott. Thank you so much for being here today.
早上好 劳伦 Good morning, Lauren.
我们今天来聊聊烤箱 大家有什么印象？ We're here today to talk about grills. Does anybody have any first impressions?
我喜欢它的旋转功能 l like the rotisserie feature.
很好 那确实很实用 Perfect. That's very helpful.
我觉得它热的不够快 l don't think it heated up fast enough.
就像发动机坏了 也许是点火器坏了 Like something was wrong with the motor, maybe the spark was dead.
其实点火器没有任何问题 Actually, sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark.
有人以为烤箱一点就着 Some people think grills just burst into flames at the slightest touch.
根本不是那回事儿 lt doesn't work like that.
还有谁有中庸的观点吗？ Does anybody have any useful opinions?
- 我觉得烤箱盖不好控制 - 嗯哼 l thought the lid was hard to handle. Mm-hm.
额 盖子 真是伤脑筋 对吗？ Ugh. The lids, what a pain, right?
我感觉「烤箱」有点死板 保守 根本不好用 (grill暗指girl) l just felt the whole thing to be a bit stiff, uptight, not really user-friendly.
- 这得看什么人用了 - 嗯 l think it depends on the user. Mm.
那真是太巧了 我经常使用「烤箱」 lt so happens l have a lot of experience with grills.
都可以算上「烤箱」大师了 l'm something of a grill master.
这是复杂的「烤箱」 你以前没用过吧 Uh, this is a sophisticated grill. Not sure you've dealt with one of those before.
像这台「烤箱」都不敢热起来 Or maybe a grill like this is just so scared of being burned...
它一直小火慢炖 从不敢火力全开 ...it stays on simmer and never really heats up all the way.
- 别碰我的烤箱 - 我可不觉得这种「烤箱」会难倒我 Don't touch my grill. l don't think this can handle a guy like me.
- 我认为可以 - 是吗？ l think it could. Really?
- 太简单了 - 证明下 明晚8点 巴塞罗纳酒吧 Easily. Prove it. 8 p.m. Barcelona. Tomorrow.
没必要 l don't think so.
我想我可以多呆会儿 谈谈烤箱 l guess l could stick around a little longer, talk about grills.
碳烤箱还是燃气烤箱 19号 你觉得哪种好？ Charcoal or gas, number 1 9, what do you think?
如果我同意 你就走吗？我在工作 lf l say yes, will you leave? This is my job.
- 明晚八点 - 好 Eight p.m. tomorrow. Fine.
- 好 - 好 Fine. Fine.
你真香 You smell nice.
拜 Bye.
你一直对着电脑干嘛呢？看A片？ What were you doing on the computer? Porn?
- 我有张我心仪的女孩的照片 - 我也是 l have a photograph of my girl. l was doing the same thing.
- 我在调查她背景 - 真不知道这是变态还是浪漫 A background check. l don't know if that's creepy or romantic.
「变态的浪漫」 我一直在查 想看吗？ "Cromantic." l do it all the time. Wanna see?
- 当然 你也想看她吗？ - 当然 Yeah, sure. Wanna see her? Yeah.
你的妞肯定是长角的咆哮大怪物 l bet yours has got antlers and howls.
确实 但是这样依然迷人 She does, but she's incredibly attractive with them.
- 她在我眼里满分 - 数三下 She's a 1 0. Go on three.
一二三同时转？ One, two, three and go? All right.
- 好 我来数 - 好 Okay. l'll sound off. Okay.
- 一 - 一 One... One.
二 三 ...two, three.
- 这是 呃 劳伦·史... - 劳伦？劳伦·史考特？ That's, uh, Lauren S-- Lauren? Lauren Scott?
史考特 Scott.
- 这是在音像店的那女孩？ - 就在你那酒吧拐角处 That's the girl from the video store? Right around the corner from the bar.
噢 哇 呃... Oh, wow. Um....
- 我事先不知道 - 当然 你怎么会知道 l had no idea. Of course. How could you know that?
她说愿意跟你约会？ Did she, ahem, actually say she wanted to go out on a date with you, though?
我们简单点吧 我退出 你继续 You know what? l'm gonna make this really easy. l'm gonna bow out. You date her.
等等 她说了她愿意和你约会？ Hang on. Did she say she wanted to go out with you?
这没关系 我爱你 你是我最好的朋友 lt doesn't matter. l love you. You're my best friend.
- 是这样 - 你和她约会 Yeah. You go date her.
嗯 如果我横插一脚 就不公平了 Yeah, if l got in the picture, it wouldn't be fair.
抱歉 这话什么意思？ Well, l'm sorry. What does that mean?
- 什么意思？ - 我是说 拜托 兄弟... What does that mean? l mean, come on, man...
你又不像我经常在外面玩 ...you're not out there as much as l am.
就好比 And like anything...
- 都是熟能生... - 巧？ ...practice makes, uh.... Perfect?
- 不 不 不 - 你是说你已经登峰造极咯？ No, no, no. You're perfect?
没到那程度 但也差不多... Maybe not perfect, but damn near close...
哇 Wow.
- 快完美了 - 你真这么认为? ...to perfect. You believe that as well?
- 你不必因为我而退出 - 不必？ You don't have to bow out because of me. l don't?
我不担心她会爱上你 兄弟 l'm not concerned that she's gonna fall in love with you, pal.
- 你人真是太好了 谢谢 - 不客气 How very nice of you. Thank you. You are welcome.
做你想做的 So do your thing.
无论是什么 Whatever that is.
再就是 嗯... And, um...
让她决定吧 ...just let her decide.
- 当然 - 好 Sure. Yeah.
很好 Yeah.
既然谈到这了 何不定些规则？ While we're at it, why don't we put ground rules in?
- 应该的 - 一 We should. One, l don't think...
- 不告诉她我们俩认识 - 二 不能干扰对方 ...we should tell we know each other. Two, stay out of each other's way.
三 不准耍奸 Three. Yeah. No hanky-panky, no hanky-panky.
老天 你是有多久没约过会了？ God, you have not dated in a long time, have you?
如果这事开始影响到我们的友情... And if this ever starts to affect our friendship...
- 不会的 - 不会 Which it won't....which it won't...
- 那我们就一起退出 - 成交 ..then we walk away. Done.
- 所以 我们有... - 有个君子协议 So, then, we have-- we have-- We have a gentleman's agreement.
- 君子协议 - 优秀者胜出 A gentleman's agreement. We do. May the best man win.
优秀者才属于她 The best man for her.
- 属于她 - 属于这女士 For her. For the lady.
属于这女士 最优秀的男人 For the lady, for her, the best man for her.
中 情 局 现 场 办 公 室
英 国 伦 敦
萨 维 尔 街
噢 Oh! Uh....
见谅 先生 你吓我一跳 Forgive me, sir. You startled me.
我知道你们是萨维尔街最出色的制衣店 l understand you're Savile Row's finest.
我们只是竭尽全力 We do our best, sir.
既然如此 我想定制一套这种布料的西服 ln that case, l'd like to have a suit in this fabric.
南美骆马毛绒 好料子 Ah, South American vicuña. An excellent choice indeed.
我有个要求 我希望它是独一无二的 One thing with my suits, l like to know they are one of a kind.
我不想和别人撞衫 l wouldn't want anyone wearing the same suit.
- 我相信你能理解 - 当然 这种布料和颜色... l'm sure you understand that. Of course, sir. with this fabric and color...
我只给一位绅士做过 不过他住的很远 ...l only made one other, and that was for a gentleman who lives quite far away.
到底有多远？ How far exactly?
在洛杉矶 Los Angeles.
你最近需要去那吗？ Have you any reason to go there soon?
现在就要去 l do now.
你好 抱歉我不在 请在滴声后留言 TUCK Hello. Sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.
我会尽快给你打回去 I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
塔克 塔克 Tuck, Tuck.
小子 你在哪？五点了 Where are you, man? Five o'clock.
摇滚乐队要开始了 我还买了个新鼓棒 （摇滚乐队是一款架子鼓模拟游戏） CHiPs marathon about to start, l got new sticks for "Rock Band."
回电话 Call me.
- 我的天 我太喜欢这地方了 - 我猜你就会喜欢 My God, l love these places. l thought you might.
我们用完这些游戏币再回去吧 We're not gonna leave until we've spent our tokens.
你好 抱歉我不在家 请在滴声后留言 Hello. l'm sorry, I'm not in. Please leave a message after the tone.
我会尽快给你打回去 Get back to you as soon as possible.
兄弟 你去哪了？ Dude, where are you?
噢！ Oh!
嘿 老兄 现在五点四十三了 呃... Hey, man, uh, it's about 5:43. Uh....
那就尽情玩吧 四处逛逛 So whatever, man, just hanging out, watching the thing.
可能你的手机没电了 或是其他什么 Are you--? Maybe your phone's turned off or something.
但还是看下手机...当然 你看不了... But check it to make-- Clearly, you can't check it and see if it--
不管怎样 给我回电话 Whatever. Call me.
看不出来你原来是冰球高手 So the great air hockey cheats, that is.
我随时可以教你啊 l'm available for lessons anytime.
但只教你一人 But only for you.
我还有点东西给你看 There's something else l wanna show you.
我会尽快给你打回去 I'll get back to you as soon as possible.
嘿 老兄 我有点着急了 我不知道你是否... Hey, man, so, uh, l'm a little worried. l don't know if, um--
都快一小时了 你还没回我电话 You haven't returned my calls for, like, a long time now, like an hour.
所以 有空的话给我回一个 好吗？ So, uh, just give me a call if you're okay, okay?
好吧 我好像说了五遍「好吧」 Okay. l've said "okay" now, like, five times.
回我个电话 好... Give me a call. Oka--
我们要去哪呢？ Okay, where are we going?
- 这里有狮子 - 不是吧 There are lions in here. No.
- 有的 - 你说真的？ Yes. Are you serious?
好了 睁开眼睛吧 Okay. Open them.
哇 太美了 Wow, it's so beautiful.
来吧 Come on.
我们要上去？ We're going up there?
- 你会接到我的 对吗？ - 我会 - You're gonna catch me, right? - Yeah.
- 保证？ - 一定 Promise? Absolutely.
- 好吧 - 一... Okay. One...
好的 Yeah.
二 ...two...
三 ...three.
开始了 There you go.
噢 我的神啊 Oh, my gosh.
- 好了 好了 - 很好 - Okay, okay. - Right.
- 怎么回事？ - 抱歉 我没抓住 What was that? l'm sorry, l lost my grip.
你故意的 You did that on purpose.
呃...也许是吧 Uh.... Maybe l did.
你肯定是 l think you did.
有时坠落才是最美好的过程 Well, sometimes falling is the best part.
快点 Come on.
- 嗯 - 我来了 - Yeah. - l'm coming.
我欲火焚身 Me so horny
等下 Hold on.
- 你好 - 嘿 是我 你方便说话吗？ - Hello. - Hey, it's me. Can you talk?
- 方便 怎么了？ - 就是...我不知道怎么说 - Yeah, what's up? - It's-- I don't know.
- 我同时和两个男人约会 感觉太奇怪了 - 约会两个不赖啊 l feel weird about dating two guys at once. Don't feel bad about dating two guys.
这很棒 好吗？你要去替我这样有心无力的女人 This is good, okay? You gotta go out there and live a life...
去体验一把生活 ...for women like me who can't...
我每周三晚9点和同一个男人做爱 ...who have to have sex with the same guy every wednesday night at 9:00...
- 还要一边吃奇多饼干 - 好像有点可怕 ...while we're eating Cheetos. That's kind of awesome.
完全就是可怕 lt is awesome.
为了女性同胞 For women everywhere.
就是这精神 尽管去吧 鲍勃要发骚了 挂了 That's the spirit. Do it. And Bob's super horny, l gotta go.
好的 拜 Okay. Bye.
好 为了女性同胞 我喜欢 Okay. For women everywhere. l love it, l love it, l love it.
塔克 Tuck.
你的搭档呢？ Where's your partner?
- 哦 他去约会了 - 肯定的 Oh, he went out on a date. Of course he did.
他可是万人迷 看上的就没有搞不定的 对吧？ The guy's an assassin, slays everything he sets his sights on, right?
我们已经锁定了这辆车 We got a positive lock on that license plate.
- 要我追踪吗？ - 是的 Do you want us to put it up? Yes.
不是 其实不要 No. Actually, no, don't.
- 还是继续吧 能追到最好了 - 好的 Yeah, go on. lf you would, thanks, yeah. Okay.
不行 我们不能 No. No, we can't.
你还是追踪吧 继续 Yeah. You gotta do it now. Go on.
- 现在我看着 - 好 l'm here now. Okay.
哇 Wow.
- 我不确定你真的会来 - 我跟你说过这难不倒我 l wasn't sure if you were gonna show. l told you l could handle it.
稍后见分晓 来吧 We'll see. Come on.
- 噢 我都排这么久了 - 别担心 Oh, l don't wanna lose my spot. Don't worry about it.
你先请 After you.
往前走 Go ahead.
让他们进去 Let them through.
- 很高兴见到你 伙计 - 你好吗 - Good to see you, buddy. - How you doing?
我发誓 你肯定会喜欢这 嗨 西拉 你好呀 You'll gonna love this place, l swear. Hey, Ciera. How are you?
我想你会很开心的 只管放松 尽情释放 l think you're enjoying yourself. You just have to loosen up. Get off the simmer.
纳撒尼尔 Nathaniel.
最近怎么样啊？ What's up, baby? How you been?
哇 看看你多靓 Look at you. Oh!
你就像一颗闪耀的星星 You are shining like a bright light.
你们几个也在这？来吧 You guys are here? Come on.
好了 我要去和DJ打个招呼 我俩认识 All right, l gotta go say hi to the DJ. He knows me.
来吧 进来 来吧 Come on. Come on in. Come on. Come on.
最近好吗？ What's up?
我的小姐 你先请 After you, my lady.
85年的凯歌香槟 塞米 '85 Veuve, Sammy.
嘿 你要去哪？ Hey. Where are you going?
- 你去哪？我们才刚到 - 你知道吗？ Where are you going? we just got here. You know what?
- 我不是你喜欢的类型 - 噢 别这样 l'm not the girl for you. Oh, come on, just--
进来吧 我们会很开心的 Come inside, we'll have a good time.
真没关系 我玩腻了 lt's really okay. l've done this.
我高中时是体操员 最擅长的就是倒立喝酒 l was a gymnast in high school, my best event was the keg stand.
- 你是体操员？ - 难以置信吧 You're a gymnast? Unbelievable.
你说你是体操员 我确认下 很正常吧 lt's valid. You said you were a gymnast, l asked a question.
这就是我要走的原因 That's exactly why l'm walking away.
因为你很保守 还不懂享受生活？ Because you're uptight and don't know how to have good time?
你就像15岁男孩一样幼稚 You have the emotional intelligence of a 1 5-year-old boy.
你觉得我会想跟你继续约会或回到那酒吧？ You think l'd be interested in going out with you or going back up in the club?
- 没那可能 - 非常感谢 无趣女王 l don't think so. Thank you, princess.
- 今晚就这样吧 - 就这样吧 Can we call it a night? Can we please call it a night?
- 晚安 - 莎哟娜啦 Good night. Sayonara.
- 玩得愉快 - 再见 回你的养老院去吧 Have fun. Ciao. Go back to the retirement village.
当然啦 Of course l do.
噢 我的上帝 不会吧 Oh, my God. This is not happening.
回来 等等 Come back here. Wait, wait, wait.
- 吻我就是 - 什么？不可能 Just kiss me. What? Absolutely not.
- 我说真的 - 凭什么？不要 l'm serious. Why would l? No.
- 现在吻我就是 - 我才不 你这忽冷忽热的家伙 Just kiss me right now. l'm not gonna kiss you. You're bipolar.
- 停下 - 噢 Stop. Oh.
劳伦 呃... Lauren. Uh....
劳伦 嘿 Lauren, hey.
- 你在这呢 - 噢 史蒂夫 There you are. Oh. Oh, Steve.
我的天 这太有意思了 又碰见你了 Oh, my God, that is so funny running into you again. That's so funny.
嗯...这是我男朋友FDR Um.... This is my boyfriend, FDR.
呃 Huh.
呃 他是外科医生 我们之前说过的 He, uh-- He's the surgeon that we were talking about.
- 呃 - 是的 - Huh. - Yeah.
神经外科 儿童医院的主任医生 Neurosurgeon. l'm the department head at the children's hospital.
哇 太了不起了 Wow, that's amazing.
- 他确实很优秀 - 别说了 - He is. He's really amazing. - Stop it.
- 很优秀？ - 我不知道什么使我更幸福 Amazing? l don't know what makes me happier.
是孩子脸上的笑容 还是每天醒来身边有你 Smile on a child's face or waking up next to you every morning.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 太搞笑了 l love you. l love you. l love you too. That's so funny.
真倒霉 哈哈 Jinx. Ha-ha-ha.
- 我们真的很幸福 - 是啊 很幸福 We're really happy. Yeah, we are.
- 嗯 - 和这样的女孩在一起 Yeah. Who wouldn't be happy...
谁会不幸福？她很完美 ...with a girl like this? She's got everything.
- 她美丽 时尚 优雅 - 他总是甜言蜜语 She got the beauty, style, grace. He's so sweet to me.
- 你知道她是个体操员吗？ - 不知道 Did you know she was a gymnast? No, l didn't know.
- 原来不知道啊 - 是的 - Didn't think so. - Yeah.
他很喜欢 He likes it.
- 热情活泼我最喜欢了 - 嗯 Frisky, l love it. Yeah.
- 你能在单杠上做吗？ - 那啥 我想我们该走了 Can you do that thing on the high bar? Yeah. l think we should get going.
- 史丹 很高兴见到你 我们也得走了 - 我叫史蒂夫 但没关系 - Stan, it was such a pleasure. We gotta go. - l mean, it's Steve, but that's cool.
- 很高兴见到你 - 噢 史蒂夫 Great meeting you. Steve, yeah.
真的很开心见到你 Really nice meeting you.
- 我也是 - 很荣幸 Really nice meeting you. lt was a pleasure.
噢 看吧 还亲了一下我女朋友手 Oh, look at that. A little kiss on the hand there.
- 绅士风度啊 - 你真幸运 That's sweet. You are so lucky.
我懂 - l know. - Yeah.
- 拜 - 拜了 朋友 Bye. Bye now, guys.
- 恩 - 再见 玩得愉快 西蒙 Yeah. See you. Have fun, Simon.
- 是史蒂夫 - 好吧 多谢 lt's Steve. Okay. Thank you so much.
你刚说什么？这耳朵不灵光 What did you say? This ear's a little deaf.
我说 谢谢你 你别为此生气 l said, thank you. Thank you. You don't have to be annoying about it.
你想去吃点东西吗 路口有家披萨店不错 Do you wanna go grab a bite? l know a pizza place around the corner.
你还欠我一个解释 刚是怎么回事 You owe me an explanation for whatever that was.
- 好吧 你说的对 - 嗯？ Okay. You're right, l do. Yeah?
- 当然 - 我们走吧 Sure. Let's go.
- 好 - 好 Okay. Okay.
我把一切置之脑后 跟他来到这 So l packed up my entire life and l followed him out here.
六个月后 我发现他和个普拉提老师上床 And then six months later, l found him in bed with a Pilates instructor.
他跟我想得不太一样 He's just not the guy l thought he was.
- 我犯了个错误 - 我不觉得是错误 l made a mistake. l don't believe in mistakes.
对你来说 这应是很简单的道理 Well, that's a very convenient philosophy for someone like yourself.
错误造就了现在的我们 lt's the mistakes that make us who we are.
错误让你来到这 对吗？ They led you here, right?
你现在还想回亚特兰大吗？ Would you rather be back in Atlanta right now?
不是很想 No, not really.
错误让你找到这份工作 而你喜欢它 They led to your job, you like your job.
- 我热爱我的工作 - 这就对了 l love my job. So there you go.
我就说嘛 Just saying.
- 你很聪明 - 嗯哼 You're very smart. Mm-hm.
- 夜店族里算聪明的 - 哈 这样啊 Pretty smart for a club rat. Ha. Ouch.
- 早 - 早 Good morning. Good morning, sir.
昨晚的妞很漂亮嘛 Nice-looking woman from last night.
- 你监视我的约会 - 什么？没有 You reconned my date. What? No. No.
有 你监视了 Yeah, you did.
好吧 我抱歉 我确实监视了 Okay. l'm sorry, l did. l reconned your date.
- 我们有协议在先 - 我知道 We had a deal. l know.
- 抱歉 那时候我一开始想你们... - 你一开始想？ Sorry, l started thinking-- You started thinking?
我就控制不住...我也不知道 l had to find out-- l didn't know.
如果我们当时有进展 你会做什么？ lf there was some action, what were you gonna do?
- 呼叫特种部队？ - 不可能 Call in Special Ops? No.
- 狙击队？把我毙了？ - 不是 我是想... Sniper squad? Take me out? No, no. l mean--
慕尼黑分部在香港和海因里希的人发生冲突 Our Munich office got a hit back on one of Heinrich's men from Hong Kong.
这人叫艾凡·索可洛夫 Name is lvan Sokolov.
这是墨西哥联邦安全局发来的监视资料 Here's a surveillance file from the DFS in Mexico.
他想帮海因里奇通过洛杉矶港 进入美国 We expect he's trying to get Heinrich into the country through L.A. Harbor.
据说艾凡现在就在洛杉矶 Chatter suggests lvan lives here in L.A.
把他揪出来 Now, flush him out.
她一点女性特点都没了 She's definitely lost her sparkle.
你去联络国际刑警 我去联络线人 All right, look, you flag lnterpol, l'll call some of our contacts.
我真的喜欢这个女孩 l really like this girl.
我也是真的 l really like her too.
我是真的很喜欢她 No, l really, really like her.
- 我也是 - 你确定？ So do l. You do?
是 我确定 Yeah, l do.
- 所以你不会放弃？ - 不会 So you're not backing off? Nope.
好 Okay.
应该让你知道 我们约会时 劳伦和我... Then you ought to know that when we went out on our date, Lauren and l...
我们 呃... ...we, um....
什么？ What?
什么？你们做了什么？ What? What did you do?
我们接吻了 We shared a kiss.
- 哇 - 嗯哼 Wow. Mm-hm.
难以忘怀的法式舌吻 lncredibly magical kiss with tongue.
噢 真是太美妙了 Oh, dear. Wonderful.
你这畜牲 You are an animal.
听着 兄弟 我们也接吻了 Look, pal, we kissed too.
真的很特别 不会是最后一次的 lt was pretty special. l don't think it will be the last.
- 我们会见分晓的 不是吗？ - 我们等着瞧吧 Well, we'll see about that, won't we? We shall see about that.
是的 我们等着瞧吧 Yes, we will. We will see about that.
别这样 别学我说话 Don't do that. Don't say what l just said.
我们等着瞧吧 We will see about that.
等着瞧吧我们 About that, we will see.
我们等着瞧吧 We will see about that.
等着瞧吧我们 About that, we will see.
这次是实战演练 全副武装起来 兄弟们 Right. This is a live operation, it's a full wrap and tap, boys.
红外线 监控设备全都准备好 l want parabolics, infrareds, sat cams, everything we got on the job.
我要你们进入劳伦·史考特的电脑 l want you to acquire intel on one Lauren Scott.
- 找出她喜欢什么... - 不喜欢什么 What are her secret likes.... Dislikes.
我要知道什么能让她开心 让她难过 l want to know what makes her laugh, cry.
闺蜜 家人 Best friends, family members.
每个细节都不放过 Everything is important.
和她睡过的最后三个人 The last three guys she slept with.
上星期她和谁睡过 Who she was sleeping with last week.
要我们把他们抓来吗？ You want us to take them out?
呃... Yea--
不用了 No.
- 不用 - 打扰下 这... No. l'm sorry, but--
- 这和海因里奇案有关系吗？ - 这是高度机密 Does this have to do with Heinrich? That's level 5 classified.
只对我一个人负责 For my eyes only.
这次行动是顶级机密 This operation is top secret.
- 别让你们的国家失望 兄弟们 - 收到 Don't let your country down, boys. Roger that.
古斯塔夫·克里姆特
在线宠物收容所 All hands are in the air
- 你们在搞什么鬼？ - 没什么 What the hell is going on in here? Nothing.
真抱歉打扰你们玩耍 我们有艾凡的住址了 Sorry to interrupt playtime, but we have an address on lvan Sokolov.
你们两个家伙可以出去做事了 You boys might wanna get out of the office.
必须的 Absolutely.
我打头阵 你断后 l'll take lead, you run backup.
这次我准备打头阵 谢谢 l was thinking of taking lead on this one, thank you.
- 一直都是我啊 - 不是所有事都是你 l'm always the first in the door. You're not always first at everything.
你好 我们是艾凡的朋友 Hello. We're, um, friends of lvan.
噢 你先 请吧 Oh, no, take lead, please.
不 不 还是你先吧 No, no. Honestly, after you.
- 百露？（男士香水） - 薄荷的 Brut? Patchouli.
我喜欢白露 也喜欢薄荷味 l love patchouli. Lovely.
- 噢 我喜欢... - 你刚下注多少？ Oh, no, l'm like-- Yeah. What are you betting down there?
哇！牌局！ Hello! Cards!
兄弟 扑克可是我大爱啊 Mate, l am such a huge fan of poker.
他其实刚在里诺赢了钓鱼王大赛 He actually won the Go Fish Masters tournament in Reno.
这是私人赌局 This is private game.
别对我挥来挥去的 老板 你不知道我是谁？ Don't wave your hands at me, chief. Don't you know who l am?
他大白天都喝醉 简直是疯子 He got into the rosé at brunch, he's gonzo.
我说了这是私人赌局 l said this is private game.
我知道你是谁 伙计 l know who you are, mate.
- 艾凡 - 真可怕啊 lvan. The terrible.
我们是卡尔·海因里奇的朋友 We're friends with Karl Heinrich.
有个小问题要纠正 There's one little problem.
海因里奇根本没有朋友 Heinrich doesn't have any friends.
噢 不是吧 Oh, dear.
子弹！给我子弹！ Mag! Give me a mag!
你就不能有备而来一回？ Do you ever come prepared?
扯淡 这是扯淡！ Bollocks, mate. Bollocks!
拿枪出来 Get out your gun.
塔克 趴下！ Tuck, get down!
趴下！ Get down!
- 才来啊 我赢你了 呃？ - 不 我先抓到他的 There you are. l got you, eh, mate? No, l got him.
当然啦 谢谢啊 Yeah, of course you did, mate. l love your work.
交代出海因里奇 我们还有得商量 Tell us where Heinrich is and we'll be able to cut you a deal, lvan.
我什么都不会说 l'm not saying anything.
好啊 你一日三餐无忧 还有新囚服穿啦 Okay, you get three square meals a day and we'll get you a nice pair of trousers.
- 走 - 艾凡 抹点除臭剂吧 你熏死人了 - Let's go. - Give deodorant a chance, lvan. You stink.
波义尔：紧急情况！
波斯维克：非常重要！
- 怎么了？ - 嗯？ What's happening? Hm?
- 发生什么了？ - 啊 是科林斯 我得去看下医生 What's going on? Uh, Collins. l'm gonna go see the medic.
- 噢 - 你呢？ Yeah. You?
没什么 系统消息罢了 No. Just the intel flash coming over.
- 明白 - 嗯 Roger that. Right. Right.
她发短信给她朋友崔西 She texted her friend Trish.
她需要找人谈心 因为她F-T-F-O Said she needed to talk because she was F-T-F-O.
解码部门认为是在说是她快要崩溃鸟 Which Cryptography Department believes means she was freaking the fuck out, sir.
我踩你肯定不会 我看这个的时候简直笑屎了 l S-H-l-T you not. l was L-M-F-A-O when l read that.
- 这真是可笑 滑稽 - 波斯维克 嘘嘘嘘 lt was crazy, ridiculou-- Bothwick! S-H-H-H-H-H.
崔西后来就叫了保姆 说自己有急事 Trish then called the babysitter and told her it was an emergency.
这个很重要 非常关键 This is serious. This is really serious.
真不敢相信这发生在我身上 上个月我孤零零玩拼字 Can't believe this is my problem. Last month, l was dating Boggle.
这个月 身边就两位迷人帅哥 This month, two gorgeous guys.
你别再把拼字和男人相提并论了 l need you to stop making references to Boggle like a man. lt's a game.
你说这话的口气就是得了便宜还卖乖 And you sound like a woman who has nine cats and knits her ass off.
你从未讲过迷人 只是说帅 帅和迷人可不一样... You never said gorgeous. You said good-looking. There's a difference--
- 想看他们照片吗？ - 当然 Wanna see a picture of them? Yes.
- 好 - 你居然还有照片 拿来 Okay. l didn't know you had pictures. Give it.
噢 哇 Oh. wow.
- 怎么样？ - 太他妈的性感了 Right? That's dirty sex.
如果你们不洗澡就爱爱 你身上就会有味道 You know you're gonna have dirty sex and it's gonna stink.
也不是爱爱啦 是那种男人味 很好的 Not like sex. l mean, like, man stink, the good stuff.
真是过目难忘的帅哥 另一个呢？ That's pretty impressive. For you, yeah. What does the other one look like?
你点着屏幕 往下滑 Youjust scroll over, you do the finger thing.
噢 我的天 他也好性感 Oh, my God. He is hot too.
你太让我惊讶了 I am impressed with you.
- 这个是性感 那个是... - 你吓死我了 This is hotness. That man is-- You scared the shit out of me.
- 你没事吧？ - 没事 You all right? Yup.
- 医生怎么说？ - 没问题 Medically speaking? Fine.
- 他们是人 又不是东西 - 你不是个会说谎的人 知道么？ They're people, not products. You're not a very good liar, know that?
- 确实 不如你会说谎 - 他们从不和我玩这游戏 - Oh, yes, and you are. - They never play this game with me.
既然我们都在这了 就资源共享吧 Seeing as we're both here, we might as well share resources.
- 都很优秀的男人 - 只能这样了 Incredible guys. l don't have a choice.
- 请坐吧 - 哦 马上 Please, sit down. Oh, l'm staying.
很好 很好 作为朋友我随时恭候 Okay, good, good. Well, l'm available as a friend.
如果你要我和他们做做爱... lf you want me to have sex with both of those guys...
测试下他们谁的能力强些... ...just to test out stuff and see who comes back a winner and who doesn't.
我会假装成你 再用头发挡住脸 They wouldn't know. l'd pretend l was you. l'd put my hair up in a pony.
因为我已经当妈了 也很忙 但我会挤出时间帮你 Obviously l'm busy, because l'm a mother, but l would carve out time in my schedule.
我就是这样够义气的朋友 That's the kind of friend l am.
- 她为什么要听这老女人说这些？ - 不知道 Why is she listening to that old man? l have no idea.
- 好吧 但那根本没用 - 行 Okay. You know what? That's not helpful. Okay, fine.
按你工作时做的「小组讨论」来一次 Do one of your "focus groups" you do at work.
你分析利弊 我做决定 You can be the focus group, l can be in charge, like you.
- 噢 这真是个好主意 - 开始吧 - Oh, that's actually a good idea. - Okay.
这样好 我喜欢 This is good, l like this.
那我问几个关于产品的问题 Okay, so l will ask you questions about the products.
- 嗯 - 不对 是人 Okay. The people.
你告诉我你喜欢谁以及原因 And you tell me who you like and why.
我不知道 他们都很优秀 I don't know. They're both incredible.
真纠结 我还要回家... What a struggle. l have to go home...
去清理鲍勃胡子里的调味酱 ...and clean tartar sauce out of Bob's beard right now.
有可能蛋蛋上还有 Probably one of his testicles.
你就一直在说 他们多有魅力 You're gonna talk to me about how amazing these guys are.
- 就没有点缺点吗？ - 让我想想 缺点嘛 ls there anything bad about them? Okay, let me think. Flaws.
我想那个... l think there--
有一个 There is one thing.
FDR的手像女孩的 像小霸王龙的短手 FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like little T. rex hands.
- 哈！ - 噢 真恶心 - Ha! - Oh, gross.
也就是他的鸡鸡和米可糖豆一样小 Means he's got a Mike and lke for a penis.
你知道不是的 你看过的 You know that's not true. You've seen it.
在孟加拉的时候你见过的 你知道的吧 You've seen it in Bangladesh, you know that's not true.
塔克是英国佬 And Tuck is British.
嗯 Mm.
- 那是什么意思？ - 毫无意义 - What is that supposed to mean? - Doesn't mean anything.
还是一样 他们平手了 所以我们直接决定吧 That's the same, they're kind of even. So get into decision-making mode.
我希望你快点决定 这挺有意思 但我又不能和他们做爱 And l need you to do it kind of quickly. lt's fun, but l'm not the one having sex.
- 我就不浪费精力了 - 好 你知道我需要什么吗？ So l can't be that invested. Okay. You know what l need?
嗯 Mm.
- 嗑药呗 - 不 我要个期限 A joint. Okay. No, l need a deadline.
给我自己一个做决定的期限 Gonna give myself a finite amount of time to make this decision.
- 那很好啊 - 一个星期后 我必须做出决定 That's good. One week l have to make a decision.
一星期？ One week?
好 她在乔治亚州长大 Okay, so she grew up in Georgia.
她在流浪狗收容站做义工 She likes to volunteer at dog shelters.
她喜欢经典摇滚乐 收集大黄蜂模型 She's a fan of classic rock and collecting mini Camaros.
你是说车吗？ What, as in the cars?
太刺激了！ This is so fun!
你开车真有天赋 You're a natural in this.
太不可思议了 我爸以前也收集大黄蜂 lt's just so weird. My dad used to collect these.
但没有一辆比得上这它 他也从不让我开 They were never as nice as this one. But he never let me drive them.
我能理解他为什么那么做了 l can't possibly imagine why he wouldn't do that.
这家伙刚才给我们「操」的手势了？ Did he just give our bird the bird?
- 刚才怎么了？ - 什么？没事 只是排气管的声音 What was that? What? Well, that was the exhaust.
- 噢 - 来点刺激的吧 Oh. Give it some throttle. Go on.
她喜欢红酒 薰衣草盐浴 She likes red wine, lavender bath salts.
她还收集古斯塔夫·克里姆特画的海报 And she collects posters by Gustav Klimt.
- 什么？ - 嗯 奥地利画家 Huh? Yeah. Austrian cat. Boy can paint.
你没看过「吻」这幅画？像这样 Ain't you never seen The Kiss? You know, like that:
我当然看过 Yeah, no, of course l have.
不会是我想的那样吧？ ls this what l think it is?
你喜欢他？ You're a fan?
- 古斯塔夫·克里姆特？ - 古斯塔夫·克里姆特 Of Gustav Klimt? Of Gustav Klimt.
- 他是我最喜欢的画家 - 他是我最喜欢的画家 He's my favorite artist. He's my favorite artist.
真不可思议 This is incredible.
- 这些是真品吗？ - 是的 Are these real? Yeah.
别忽悠我 Okay, stop.
- 认识这幅吗？ - 肯定啊 You recognize this? Yes.
- 竖琴手 1895年画的？ - 我有在... The Harpist, 1895? l have this--
- 书里见过 - 维也纳分离派时期以前的作品 Seen it in a book. Pre-secession movement.
显现出二维和三维的张力 Look at the tension between two- and three-dimensionality.
显现出二维和三维的张力 The tension between two- and three-dimensionality.
- 真的很奇妙 这是我最爱的 - 你怎么知道这些？ lncredible. This is my favorite. How do you know?
水精灵 创于1902年 Undine, 1902.
噢 我的老天 这太神奇了 Oh, my goodness, this is amazing.
德加斯和其他现代主义画家 lnnovation became intrinsic....
力求创新 你能从上面看到创新派的影响 To Degas and other modernists. You can see influence of art nouveau.
他极力主张用手指作画 Strong advocate of the finger-painting movement.
啊？ What?
讯号断了 Hey. We lost contact.
有时他为了融入画中 会用手来抚摸画作 Sometimes he would finger his paintings to get closer to them.
呃 他用... He, uh, used his....
他会... He would--
他会和画亲密接触 The intimacy with the canvas to finger a painting--
来... To--
不是用手作画 Rather to paint using hands.
有时候他会用泥和棒子 Sometimes, he would use mud and sticks.
他会用泥和棒子...呃 You know, he used mud and sticks-- Ahem.
他会这样？ He did?
- 如果他找不到棒子... - 如果他找不到棒子... lf he couldn't find a stick... lf he couldn't find a stick...
- 他就会用他自己的「棒子」 - 他就会用他的... ...he would use his dick....he'd just use his--
什么？ What?
混蛋 谁在... Oh, son of a bitch. Who is--?
- 哈哈 - 啊！ Ha, ha. Ugh!
我觉得已经说了很多了 You know, l think enough talking.
还是让画自己表达吧 Let's let the paintings speak for themselves.
哦 我的天 Oh, my God.
哇 Wow.
真的太美了 That is so beautiful.
太神奇了 lt's amazing.
不可思议的美 Just incredible.
是啊 Yeah. lt is.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 喂？ - 嘿 是我 - Hello? - Hey, it's me.
- 进展怎么样了？ - 他们都表现很好 太好了 - How did it go? - They both went well. Too well.
- 我不知道怎么选了 - 真糟糕 我马上来 - l don't know what to do. - That's awesome. I'm coming over.
调到5号机 把声音放大点 Go up on 5. Let's just pump the audio a little bit.
你确定吗 头儿？这样可能犯法 Are you sure about this, sir? We might have some constitutional issues here.
这是爱国行为 Patriot Act.
- 到底怎么回事？ - 他们都太优秀了 - So how was it? - They're both incredible.
FDR的眼神会让你融化 Uh, FDR has these amazing eyes that you just wanna melt into.
太迷人了 他让我展现出最美的一面 So beautiful. He brings out the best in me.
他真的很吸引我 He really challenges me.
但他是那种很自我的人 But he's that guy who's always on, he's superslick.
有时候我觉得他只在乎自己 Sometimes, l think he doesn't care about anything more than himself.
他们说这是流浪狗的避难所 就是这了 Well, they say it's a sanctuary for them, but it's-- Here it is.
- 真是厉害 - 这对我来说更像个避难所 This is amazing. lt's really more of a sanctuary for me.
- 嘿 瑞贝卡 - 那男人是谁啊？ - Hey, Rebecca. - who's that man?
- 嘿 贝蒂 - 什么？ Hey, Betty. Excuse me?
真没看出来你这么喜欢动物 l just had no idea you were so passionate about animals.
动物和孩子 Yeah. Animals and kids.
你好？ What's up?
- 最近怎么样 尼克？ - 什么？ How you doing, Nick? What?
你不了解我的事还很多 There are a lot of things you don't know about me...
- 这需要点时间 慢慢让你了解 - 看得出来 ...and it takes a while for me to open up. l can see that.
噢 什么状况？ Oh, what's the matter?
- 你怎么了？ - 嘿 小家伙 What's the matter, you? Hey, little guy.
- 发生什么了？ - 你还好吗？ - What's going on? - You okay?
- 你有权打开这些笼子吗？ - 随时随地 Are you allowed to open the cages? All the time.
- 好的 - 嗯 嗯 嗯 Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 嘿 小兄弟 你还好吗？ - 这是条波士顿狗 Hey, Snuggles, how are you, bud? lt's a Boston terrier.
我真喜欢这些狗狗 嗨 l love these dogs. Hi.
嗨 Hi.
他们真是有活力啊 Yeah. That's a lot of energy.
我喜欢这地方 l love this place.
嗯 Mm.
- 你嘴巴怎么了？ - 一嘴狗毛 What's in your mouth? A lot of dog hair.
- 是的 - 那... Yeah. So....
一片狼藉 Big mess.
- 你想帮我挑一只吗？ - 你想收养？ Do you wanna help me pick one out? You're gonna adopt a dog?
我觉得除了我自己以外 也该想想别的 对吧？ l think it's time for me to be responsible for something other than myself, you know?
哇 这很好啊 Wow, l think that's so great.
好吧 Okay.
我们来挑只最可怜无助的家伙吧 Let's pick the saddest, oldest bastard here.
那塔克怎么样？ Okay, what about Tuck?
呃 塔克非常好 Uh, Tuck is great.
他很体贴 很好...我们在一起很开心 He's sweet, he's ki-- We have so much fun.
前所未有的开心 More fun that I've ever had in my entire life.
但是好像有点太体贴？有点太热心了？ But he's maybe too sweet? A little earnest?
有点谨慎 Uh, sort of safe.
真的很无聊 我听得要快睡着了 Yeah. That's boring. l almost fell asleep just listening to that.
谨慎 Safe.
塔克 我准备好了 Okay, l think l'm ready.
- 你以前拿过枪吗？ - 你应该知道的... You ever carried a weapon before? You know--
还真的没有 Not really, no.
好 你最好不要把枪口对着我 知道吗？ Okay. Okay. l need you to keep that end of the weapon well away from me, clear?
- 明白 - 很好 Okay. Thumbs up.
- 肯定很好玩 - 不 This will be fun. No.
这不好玩 lt's not fun.
很危险 lt's dangerous.
嘿 看着 Hey, watch there.
- 老兄！快闪 - 我的脸！ Men! Move. MAN 1 : My face!
我的妈呀 Oh, my God.
快上 Man, come on.
- 跟上 - 哦！ Come on. Oh!
哦好 Okay.
妈呀 我得戴上防护罩 好紧张！ Oh, God, l gotta get the goggles on. This is very stressful!
- 安全 我们出来 跟上 - 好 Clear. We're coming out. Okay, come on. Okay.
射他 Get him!
- 不准射头！ - 违规了 MAN 3: No head shots! MAN 4: That's illegal.
我的天 Oh, my God.
我好害怕 l'm scared.
手榴弹！ lt's a grenade!
那家伙是谁啊？ Who is that guy?
只是游戏 拜托 啊！ lt's just a game. Ah!
快离开这 Let's get out of here.
哈？好了 Huh? Oh, yes.
噢 我的天 Oh, my God.
- 你看见我刚才夺旗了吗？ - 看见了 Did you see me light that up? Okay.
那小子没地方躲了 That boy come right out of nowhere.
你太厉害了 Okay, you are disturbingly good at this.
还好 刚才你感觉怎么么样？ Oh, yeah. Yeah, how does that make you feel?
如果我国被这种乱扔彩蛋的人袭击了 Like if our nation gets attacked by random paintball people...
- 我会很安全 - 安全 ...l'll be safe. Safe.
我本来想射你的背 我开了好几枪... l tried to get your back there. l got off a few shots...
但我觉得我这个扳机卡住了... ...but l think my triggering mechanism was stuck.
- 你打开了安全阀 - 我一直在弄... You got the safety on. l was trying to--
- 噢 你是说这个东西？ - 是的 啊！ Oh, you mean this thing here? Yeah. Ugh!
噢 我的天 你没事吧？ Oh, my God. Are you okay?
哈哈 对不起我还在笑... Ha, ha. Oh, l'm sorry l'm laugh--
发生糟糕的事时 我就控制不住想笑 l have this laughter thing when bad things happen.
真的不好笑 我不该笑的 lt's not funny. l shouldn't do that.
你还行吗？能走路吗？ Are you okay? Can you walk?
能 我没事 没事 Yeah, l'm good, l'm good, l'm good.
神哪 真是对不起 Oh, my God, l feel so bad.
真的 没事了 Yeah, it's good.
- 走吧 我们去吃点东西 - 好 Come on, let's go get something to eat. Okay.
我跟你说过塔克有点严肃吧？ So you know how l was telling you that Tuck has been really earnest?
第二天 我们就去玩彩弹了... The other day, we went paintballing...
这一玩都把那些小孩吓傻了 ...and he nearly put this kid's eye out with a paintball gun.
再说FDR 我们去了动物收容所... Then FDR, we went to this animal shelter...
他还收养了只眼睛不好的老狗 ...and he adopted a 12-year-old dog with a milky eye.
我跟你说 这有点奇怪了 l'm telling you, it's getting weird.
我觉得都怪我 是我把他们弄到这地步的 l can't help but thinking l'm putting them in this position.
让他们抓狂了 我也抓狂了 lt's making them crazy. lt's making me crazy.
所以你接下来要怎么办？ So, what are you gonna do about it?
我要做个任何正常女人都会做的事 l have to do what any rational woman in my position would do.
- 和他们断绝来往？ - 和他们上床 Break up with them? Sleep with them.
床上决胜负 Sex tiebreaker.
噢 真谢谢你 终于开窍了！ Oh, thank you! Finally!
床上决胜负！这正是你该做的 A sex tiebreaker! That is what you need to do!
你必须和他们两都做做爱 You have to have sex with both of them!
太好了 Thank you.
什么？这叫做早期性教育 不信你查 What? lt's called the birds and the bees, bitch, okay? Google it.
我们有协议的 We had a deal.
是 有个君子协议 Well, we have a deal.
- 君子协议 - 我不会和她上床的 We have a deal. l'm not gonna have sex with her.
我也一样不会和她上床 And l am not gonna have sex with this woman either.
不管她有多想 No matter how hard she tries.
- 我们有君子协议 - 我们有君子协议 We have a gentleman's agreement. We have a gentleman's agreement.
而且我们都是君子 And we are gentlemen.
是吧？ Okay?
哈哈 是 Ha-ha-ha. Okay.
- 好 - 很好 Okay. Good.
上帝保佑 Good Lord.
- 都这个点了？ - 恩 我有事要做了 That the time? Yeah, l got that thing.
我得去个地方了 l gotta be somewhere this time.
开始全方位的战略防御 Full-scale tactical prevention mode.
你到底想干什么？ What exactly do you have in mind?
哇 真不可思议 Wow, this is amazing.
- 确实 - 真漂亮 lndeed. How nice.
- 你会觉得这些蜡烛有点俗吗？ - 不会 很漂亮 Do you think the candles are a bit cheesy? No. l think they're wonderful.
这是我度过的最美好的夜晚 This has been the perfect night.
迪克曼 Dickerman...
下雨吧 ...make it rain.
无法忍受 Can't stand it
我知道是你设计的 我会彻底追查 I know you planned it l'm gonna set it straight
你的蓄意破坏 Sabotage
你当真认为可以相信他？ You really think you can trust him?
当然不可能 Absolutely not.
- 好 我相信你 - 哇 Okay, l believe you. Wow.
- 这真棒 - 是吗？ This is great. Yeah?
真的很棒 Yeah.
- 泳池居然在天花板上 - 哦 是这样 Pool on the roof. Oh, you know...
这是对受伤球员的水疗法 ...it's hydrotherapy for an old football injury.
我很快回来 l'll be right back.
- 好吗？ - 好 Okay? Okay.
快点闪开 一边去 Come on, scram. Let's go.
老天 Ah! God.
这是蓄意破坏 lt's a sabotage
无法忍受 我知道是你设计的 Can't stand it I know you planned it
混蛋... Son of a--
我勃然大怒 控制不了自己 l can't stand rocking When l fly off the handle
这是什么？这是幻象 What could it be? lt's a mirage
是你蓄意破坏 You're scheming on a thing That's sabotage
真的？ Really?
麻醉针 A tranq dart.
麻醉针 过了三英寸的剂量 我就死了 A tranq dart. Three inches over, l would've been dead.
四英寸 好吗？ Four. Four inches, okay?
- 野蛮人 - 早 长官们 - Neanderthal. - Morning, sirs.
闭嘴 BOTH Shut up.
我真不敢相信 你不相信我 Jesus. l cannot believe you didn't trust me.
只要你开始听萨德的音乐 我们都心知肚明 We both know what happens when you listen to Sade.
- 她是个魅力无限的歌手 - 确实是 She's an incredible singer. She is.
荷尔蒙剧增 性致勃发 Your hormones start, you turn into Horny Pants.
我还要提醒你... Hor-- And might l remind you...
是你先把我家给淹了 ...you were the one who flooded my apartment first.
- 那些蜡烛都是火灾隐患 - 不不 The candles were a fire hazard. No.
你只担心那会点燃劳伦的欲火 不是吗？ The only thing you were worried about getting fired up was Lauren, wasn't it?
诚实点吧 富兰克林 Honesty, Franklin.
诚实一次 Try it.
好了 Right!
今天我火气很大 艾文 Now, l have very serious anger management issues today, lvan...
如果你态度好点 回答我无聊至极的问题... ...so l would appreciate it if you'd do me the courtesy...
我心情可能会好点... ...of answering all my terribly boring questions...
麻利点 ...sharpish.
- 呵呵 钳子 是吗？ - 是的 就用钳子 Heh, heh. The pliers, really? Yes, the pliers, really.
- 可想而知 又开始无聊透顶了 - 那你你去挠挠艾文的脚心... Predictable, safe and boring yet again. Why don't you tickle lvan's feet...
挠到他说为止 最好用你那娇小可爱的嫩爪？ ...till he talks with your teeny, tiny, itty-bitty jazz hands?
呵 Heh.
海因里希在哪 兄弟？ Where is Heinrich, brother?
早晚都会来找你算账的 Sooner or later he'll be coming for you.
兄弟 Brother.
你就等死吧 You are going to die.
别着急 然后就是你 Don't worry, you're next.
中 情 局 现 场 办 公 室
洛 杉 矶 港 口
乔纳斯的事我很遗憾 l'm sorry about Jonas.
- 塔克 我有点关于奶奶的事要和你说 - 好呀 那我们今晚开谁的车？ - Tuck, l gotta talk to you about Nana's. - Sure. Whose car are we taking tonight?
- 我觉得今晚不行 - 那你是不想让我去么？ l don't think it's gonna work out tonight. You don't want me there?
也不是...是... lt's not that. lt's.. . .
我请了劳伦 l invited Lauren.
噢 哇 噢 Oh, wow. Uh....
这招可真妙 对吧？要见家人啦 你是谁呀 盖瑞·卡帕罗夫么？ （世界象棋冠军） lt's a nice move, isn't it? Meet the family. What are you, Garry Kasparov?
不是这样的 劳伦一直在打听他们的事 你也了解奶奶的 lt's not like that. Lauren's been asking about them, and you know Nana.
一听到我约会她就激动得不行 急着要见她们 Once she heard l was dating someone, she got excited. She wanted to meet them.
- 我才不信 - 什么？ l don't believe this. What?
我真的不是为了胜过你 他们是我们的家人 This is not a play to one-up you. They're my family.
- 对 但他们也是我的家人 - 对啊 但是是我真正的家人 Yeah, but they're my family too. Yeah, but they're my actual family.
哇 好吧 呃 Wow. Yeah. Ahem.
当然如此 Of course they are.
我这是犯什么傻 How silly of me.
- 噢 我的天 - 别别别 让他自己站起来 - Ooh! Oh, gosh. - No, no, no. Just let him do his thing.
你好 Oh, hello.
奶奶 这是劳伦 劳伦 这是我祖母 Uh, Nana, this is Lauren. Lauren, this is my grandmother, Nana.
你就是一直忍受弗兰克林的那姑娘啊 So you're the girl who's been putting up with Franklin.
- 嗯哼 - 我带了点心来 Mm-hm. l brought pie.
你知道厨房在哪的 我和劳伦可有话要说 Yeah, you know where the kitchen is. Lauren and l have a lot to talk about.
很漂亮吧？ Yes, this is pretty, isn't it?
哇 真的很美 Oh, this is beautiful.
- 噢 这是FDR？ - 是啊 - Oh, is this FDR? - Oh, yes.
看他的一字眉啊 Look at that unibrow.
- 都绕着头一圈了 - 对啊 他那时太可爱了 lt goes all the way around his head. l know, he was so cute.
- 嗨 多蒂 - 这些人是谁呢？ Hi, Dottie. And who are these people?
噢 他们是他父母 Oh, those are his parents.
他们在他9岁时就去世了 They died when he was 9.
真抱歉 l'm so sorry.
- 他从来没和我说过 - 是啊 He never told me that. Yeah.
是场车祸 当时他们去外面吃晚饭 就... ln a car crash. They were going out to dinner one night and, um--
他打那以后就变了 Well, he's never been quite the same since.
好一段时间他都不相信别人 He has a hard time trusting people.
但他肯定相信你 But he must trust you.
你是他第一个带回家的女孩 Because you are the first girl he's ever brought here.
我也有段不相信别人的日子 l have a hard time trusting people too.
他有双蓝色的大眼睛 像弹珠似的 He had the biggest blue eyes, like marbles.
一尿床就露出楚楚可怜的样儿来 Which almost made up for the bed-wetting.
奶奶 我们真没必要现在谈这个吧 Nana. We really don't have to talk about that right now.
- 哦 真有必要 - 不行 不行 Oh, we really do. No, no, no.
- 我们应该谈谈 - 不行 不行 No, we should. No, no, no.
- 我们必须谈谈 - 我... We ought to. l know--
那时候 他去哪都穿着超人服 He wore that Superman costume everywhere.
你不敢想象那个味儿呀 You wouldn't believe the smell.
知道我们是怎么发现 他把超人当真的吗？ But how were we to know that he would take it so literally?
- 这小家伙从房顶上跳下来 - 噢！ The little fellow jumped off the roof. Oh!
我当时被误导了 好吗？ l was given misinformation, okay?
我们都犯过错 这算是我的一次吧 We all make mistakes. That was one of mine.
富兰克林 要记着 世界上没有错误 Yes, but remember, Franklin, there are no mistakes.
敬没有错误 To no mistakes.
- 敬没有错误 - 敬没有错误 To no mistakes. To no mistakes.
- 好吧 穿裙子 - 我穿裙子只是... - Okay, wearing dresses. - l was only wearing them...
因为我以为那是披肩呢 ...because l thought they were capes.
这段要录下来吗？ Are we recording this?
今晚我真的很开心 l had a nice time tonight.
我也是 Me too.
我喜欢那个穿着背带裤 留着一字眉的小家伙 l like that guy with the unibrow and the braces.
- 哈哈 - 其实吧... Ha, ha. l actually--
我喜欢他比喜欢你多一点呢 l might like him more than l like you.
他也喜欢你 He likes you too.
哈哈 我应该走了 Ha, ha. l should go.
是啊 Yeah.
我要做个君子 l should be a gentleman.
不过好在我不用做君子 Well, the good news is l'm no gentleman.
情况不妙 This is not good.
- 嘿 - 噢 妈呀 Hey. Oh, God!
噢 没事没事 Oh, my God. Okay.
- 早安 - 早安 Morning. Good morning.
- 你穿好衣服了 要去哪？ - 我得去上班 You're dressed. where you going? l have to go to work.
我还想着能一起做个煎饼什么的 l thought maybe we could make pancakes or something.
你喜欢煎饼吗？ Do you like pancakes?
我喜欢 我很喜欢煎饼 l love pancakes. Really, l'd love to have pancakes.
- 谁不喜欢呢？那肯定是疯子 - 疯子 Who doesn't like pancakes? Crazy people. Crazy people.
但我得去上班了 今天要开会 l have to go to work. l have a meeting.
时间定的很早 我得走了 Really super early. So l gotta go.
嗯 是啊 很好啊 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's cool.
我也有个会 所以... l have-- l've got a meeting too, so--
- 好吧 - 昨晚... Okay. Last night was--
- 呃...真是... - 难忘 Uh.... Was-- Was incredible.
真是疯狂 That was crazy.
是啊 Yeah.
呃 谢谢你... Uh, thank you for the--
该我谢你 Thank you for that.
我要走了 So l'm gonna go.
你走后锁门 哦 不要锁 我在说什么 But lock up behind you-- Or don't lo-- l don't know.
你又不会偷东西 我也不知道我为什么说这个 You're not gonna steal anything. l don't know why l said that.
算了 拜 Okay, bye.
拜 Bye.
崔西 我和他上床了 Trish, l slept with him.
- 哪一个 - FDR TRlSH Which one? FDR.
哇 太好了 感觉怎么样？还能走路吗 Oh, my God, that's awesome. How do you feel? Can you walk?
手小 真不算个事 Small hands, not an issue.
我跟你说过 这不算什么的 l told you it wasn't gonna be an issue.
到底怎么样？ How was it?
太嗨了 有五次 Amazing. Like five times amazing.
但我今天下午要去见塔克 But l'm supposed to go meet Tuck this afternoon.
昨晚之后 我现在无法面对塔克 But after last night, l can't see Tuck now.
别别 他们一直都是这样对我们的 No, no, they do it to us all the time, okay?
你想想葛罗莉亚·史坦能之前被逮捕 还坐牢... （女性主义领袖） You think Gloria Steinem got arrested and sat in jail...
就为了我们这点权利？不会的 不用想 你是自由的... ...so you could act like a little bitch? l don't think so. Get out there, you get flexible.
- 我会下地狱的 - 不会的 即使真下了 l'm going to hell. You're not. lf you go there, l'm--
我也去接你回来 l'll be there to pick you up.
好 顺便带杯酒来 Okay, save me a drink.
你有昨晚的监视带吗？ You got last night's surveillance tape?
哦 嘿 呃... Oh, hey, uh....
我们什么也没发现 We didn't get anything.
一无所获 We got nothing.
那带子卡住了 所以...呵呵 The tape jammed, so.... Ha, ha.
波义尔 这是数字的 白痴 Boylee, it's digital, you plank.
- 对啊 - 所以 我能看看碟吗 Right. So can l have the disk? Yup.
说真的 你不会想看的 Seriously, you don't wanna see it.
看不看我自己决定 谢谢 l'll be the judge of that, thank you very much.
你看过了没？ Now, did you see this?
看过一次 Only once.
好 发生什么了？ Right. what happened?
福斯特侦探进入了住所 Agent Foster entered the premises.
- 这样啊 - 是呀 All right. Yep.
- 然后呢？ - 哈 哈 And? Ha, ha.
- 波义尔 - 嗯 Boylee. Ahem.
- 然后他... - 波义尔 然后怎么了？ Then he-- Boylee, what happened next?
他进入了住处 Then he entered the premises.
我懂了 我搞明白了 真谢谢你 兄弟 l got it, mate. Yeah, l totally understand. Thank you very much. Cheers, mate.
睁开眼睛 Open your eyes.
我在飞 ROSE l'm flying.
杰克 Jack.
嘿 Hey.
- 嗨 - 玛雅 Hi. Maya.
今天是周二 So it's Tuesday. Mm-hm?
是我来过夜的日子 My layover day?
对 呃... Yeah. Right. Um....
不过... lt's just--
我... Look, l--
我不能这样了 呃... l can't really do this, um....
我恋爱了 l met somebody.
对不起 Sorry.
好的 Okay.
我这是怎么了？ What's happening to me?
你完全没有自控能力 You have absolutely no self-control.
塔克 听着 我没打算这样 Tuck, look, l didn't plan on this happening, okay?
是她先挑起的 She's the one that initiated it in the first place.
当然是她挑起的 Well, of course she initiated.
你都全家出动了 对姑娘来说这和黄片一样一样的不是吗？ You roll out the big, happy family, it's like girl porn, isn't it?
- 你破坏规则了 - 别提那规则 早就不是游戏了 You broke the rules, man. Forget the rules. Not a game anymore.
- 我很在乎她 - 很好 你动情了 l care for Lauren. Great, you have affections.
- 三十年来头一次 - 塔克 lt only took you 30 years. Tuck.
- 干嘛？ - 我和她睡了 What? l slept with her.
- 是 很好 我完全了解 不是吗？ - 不是睡 是沉迷 Yeah, well, l'm well aware of that, aren't l? No, slept. Fell asleep.
这是以前从未有过的 That's never happened to me before.
好吧 既然他打亲情牌 我们就也要打亲情牌 对吧？ Okay, so he wants to play family, so we'll play families. We can play families. Right?
- 对 - 好样的 我们就来打亲情牌 All right. Uh, yeah. Good, let's play families.
- 我不懂什么意思 - 就是得给我找个家庭才行 l don't know what that means. lt means get me a family.
好了 你们已经编好了名字和身份 Right, so you got your aliases. Back stories.
还有趣闻轶事 Charming anecdotes.
好吗？好极了 奶奶 如果讲我从井里救盲童的故事的时候 Yeah? Great. Grandma, if you could pull out a few tears when you're telling that story...
你能挤几滴眼泪出来 我就多给你50块 ...of how l rescued the blind children from the well, there's an extra 50 in it for you.
好了 女士们先生们 我们下午一点见 Right. Ladies, mental gents, l shall see you at 1 300 hours.
真高兴你这么快就来了 l am so glad you could make it on short notice.
是啊 我很高兴能来 Yeah, l'm happy to be here.
他们肯定会喜欢你 你也会喜欢他们的 And they are going to absolutely love you, and you will love them.
- 我好激动 - 我也是 上帝啊 你美极了 l'm excited. So am l. God, you look gorgeous.
他们该到了 我去给他们打个电话 你介意么？ They should be here. l'm going to give them a ring. You mind?
- 哦 没事 - 好的 Oh, not at all. Okay.
- 好的 - 你美极了 Okay. You look gorgeous.
开始了兄弟们 开始了 Here we go boys. Here we go.
- 嗨 - 她在这儿呢 - Hi. - There she is.
- 你们好吗？ - 很好 你呢？ How are you? Good. You?
三分钟前就该到了啊 Supposed to be here three minutes ago.
我也不知道啊 他们应该到了 I don't understand. They should be there.
- 好吧 他们没到 - 好吧 我来看看怎么回事 Yeah, well, they're not, are they? Okay, let me find out what happened.
- 哈哈 我们终于见面了 对吧？ - 对啊 - Ha, ha. So, finally. Right? - Yeah.
噢 搞什么 Oh, bollocks.
- 他跟你说了吗？ - 说什么？ So has he told you? What?
- 他为什么叫“塔克” - 没说 How he got his name. "Tuck." No, he didn't.
塔克根本就不是他的名字 挺怪的 是吧？ Oh, not his given name. Not at all. "Tuck." Unusual, right?
- 是啊 - 噢 他来了 - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, here he is.
嗨 你爸正在给我讲你外号的来历呢 Hi. Your Dad was just telling me how you got your nickname.
你好啊 儿子 Hello, son.
你好 爸爸 Hello, Dad.
- 你好 - 最近... - Hello. - How are--? Unh-- Unh-- Unh--
我的神... - Oh, my good-- - Mm-mm.
真好 Jolly good. Right.
好了 我们马上就要说到点子上了 我记不得10岁还是11岁的时候 Right, we're just getting to it. Old Tuckers comes down one day.
他穿了条裙子下楼 l don't know, he's 10 or 1 1 , wearing a dress.
然后把裙子掀起来 说“你们看 我的小弟弟塞在下面呢” Hikes it up and goes, "Oh, look. l've got me naughty bits tucked under."
所以叫“塔克” （tuck塞） Hence, "Tuck."
“我要干我自己 我要干我自己” “这孩子是怎么了？” "l'd fuck me. l'd fuck me." "What's wrong with this boy?"
不过无所谓了 因为塔克又开始喜欢女孩子了 我们很高兴 But it doesn't matter because, like, we're just so proud that Tuck is into girls again.
- 终于啊 - 因为有一阵子他找的都是埃及男人 Finally. Because for a while it was all Egyptian men.
对啊 “赶紧的 求你了”哇呼！ Yeah. "Oh, gotta have it coming and going. Please." Whoo-woo!
小火车 串一串 Choo-choo train.
“快来啊 帅哥们 这是基友天堂” "Come on, boys, have at it. lt's the navy."
呃 我觉得该点菜了 Ahem. l think we should order.
劳伦 塔克可真是个好哥哥 Lauren, Tuck really is, like, a really great brother.
- 真的 - 是他拯救了我这个失足少女 He is. He saved me from becoming a swinger.
塔克来之前 村里的人都说我是个“公共汽车” Before Tuck stepped in, everyone in our village used to call me "The Sausage wallet."
- TSW 莎士比亚用这个来代指阴道 - 对 "TSW." That's a Shakespearean term for slut. - Right.
这人是从哪找来的啊？ Where did you find her?
你的小弟弟怎么样了？有人跟我说是假货 我觉得是真的啊 So, what's going on with your bits up top? Heard they weren't real. They look real to me.
- 塔克说是假的呢 - 什么？ Tuck said they were fake. What?
- 我没有 我才不会说... - “那对大咪咪呀 噢！” l did not. l wouldn't say-- "These knockers. Oh!
- “迫不及待要钻进去啊” - 我才不会这样说 Can't wait to get into them." l wouldn't say that.
- 你说过的 为什么要撒谎？ - 对啊 不过看上去真的不错 You did. Why you lying now? Yeah, but they look quite nice.
- 虽然没有火箭炮那么大吧 但是... - 等等 有没有服务生？ - Not as big as these bazookas, but. . .. - Wait, is there a waiter?
那个 其实 我忘了我还有工作没完成 You know what, actually, l forgot l have a commitment at work.
很高兴见到你们 但我得走了 lt's been very nice meeting you all, but l have to go.
- 那你要打包点吃的么？ - 不了 谢谢 You want something to go, then? No, thank you.
等等 我能要你电话吗？ Wait, can l get your cell number?
- 上帝呀 - 劳伦 God. Lauren.
- 打开六号监控 - 马上 Bring up six. Bringing.
真是抱歉 这是我人生中最诡异的五分钟 Sorry about that. That was the weirdest five minutes of my life.
I'm sorry. Those people back there, they are not my parents. 对不起 里面那些人根本就不是我父母 l'm sorry. Those people back there, they are not my parents.
- 你说什么？ - 他们不是我父母 What are you talking about? They're not my parents.
- 不是你父母？ - 不是 Those are not your parents? No.
我想让你认为我拥有完美的家庭 所以我雇人来假扮 l wanted you to think that l had a perfect family, so l hired some people.
- 你雇人？ - 是 You hired people? Yes.
- 你就雇这种人？ - 演员嘛 都是演员 You hired what kind of people? Actors. Actors.
塔克 这真的太诡异了 我都不知说什么好了 Tuck, this is just bizarre. l don't know what to say about that.
我没有父母 也没有家人 l don't have any parents. l have no family.
- 什么？ - 我觉得这样能让你印象好点 What? l thought it would impress you.
好吗？我雇人是因为我觉得这样才正常 我觉得... Okay? That's why l hired some, because l thought that was normal. l thought--
但是你有家人的 你有个儿子 But you have a family. You have a son.
对 Yeah.
好吧 其实我和乔的关系很糟 Okay, the truth about Joe is that my relationship with Joe is really awful.
真的很糟 lt's really awful.
他小时候我们关系很好 那时他很乖 When he was a little boy, it was great. He was a puppy.
非常爱我 但是他长大以后就不行了 He loved me to bits. Then he grew up, now l can't reach him.
他根本不想和我扯上关系 He doesn't want anything to do with me, at all.
好吗？我不想让你看见 我真的觉得很难堪 Okay? So l didn't want you to see that. lt's actually very embarrassing.
所以我觉得我该雇一个家庭 因为这样才正常 So l thought l'd hire a family, because l thought that was normal.
我懂你现在巴不得赶紧走 Right, look, l totally understand you needing to walk away...
换作我我也会的 ...because if l were you, l'd walk away too.
- 但是我觉得...我得... - 怎么 塔克？ But l think-- l needed to level with-- Yes? Tuck.
我期待今天很久了 lt's just l was really looking forward to today.
真的太乱了 我该走了 lt's just been a lot, and l think l should go.
劳伦 我很想送你安全回家 正好可以顺道接乔 Lauren, l really want to get you home safe. Okay, so Joe's is just on the way.
我先去接了他 然后送你回家 Let me pick him up, and then l'll drop you straight off after.
- 好吧 - 谢谢你 Okay. Thank you.
詹 姆 斯 · 门 罗 小 学
妈妈 我来啦！ Hey, Mom, l'm coming!
嘿 小子 最近好吗 过来抱一个 Hey, spudley, how you doing? Come on, give us a cuddle.
你好呀 Hello.
这是我朋友 劳伦 This is my friend Lauren.
我以为富兰克林叔叔是你唯一的朋友 l thought Uncle Frank was your only friend.
谁是富兰克林叔叔？ Who's Uncle Frank?
呵呵 呃... Yes. Ha, ha. Um.... Ahem.
他说的对 他是我工作上唯一的朋友 He's right. He is my only friend from work.
但这是我的新朋友 劳伦 But this is my new friend. Lauren.
- 嗨 - 嗨 Hi. Hi.
嘿 你们俩下午打算干什么？ Hey, what are you two doing this afternoon?
我需要你们帮点忙 l need some help with work.
- 我想你是最合适的人了 - 哦 不 You could be the men for the job. No.
- 是吗？ - 听起来很不错 - Yeah? - That sounds great.
- 举起手来 - 别这样 Hands up. No.
现在有个女人 Now I've got a woman
她对我施了魔咒 She's got a magic spell on me
转到6号监控机 Go to sat cam 6.
拜 劳伦 Bye, Lauren.
嗨 Hello.
现在有个女人 Now I've got a woman
他居然利用小孩 He just used the kid.
他利用小孩 He used the kid.
我们也可以给你借个孩子来 头儿 借一天 Maybe we could get you a kid, sir. For a day.
- 你有认识的？ - 我有 - You know a guy? - l know a guy.
不行 No.
她对我施了魔咒 She's got a magic spell on me
我今天过得很开心 非常感谢你 l had a really fantastic day today, thank you very much.
我也是 So did l.
晚安 Good night.
进去 到房里去 Go inside. Go inside the house.
你不会想看那个...噢 我的天 You don't wanna see the-- Oh, my God.
打开5号 Bring up 5.
- 2号 - 他们去哪了？打开3号 Two-- Where did they go? Bring up 3.
塔克 我们需要谈谈 Tuck, we need to talk.
一小会儿 ln a little bit.
- 完了 他把我们的监视器都拆了 - 打开4号 lt's dead. He's killing our bugs. Bring up 4.
转到7号 There goes 7.
不能这样 This is so bad.
但感觉又很好 But it feels so good.
讯号全部断了 头儿 We're dead, sir.
确实 Yeah, we are.
- 塔克 - 嗯哼 Okay, Tuck. Mm-hm.
塔克 对不起 Tuck. Tuck, l'm sorry.
我不是这种女孩 l'm not this kind of girl.
我知道你是什么样的女孩 l know exactly what kind of girl you are.
所以我才不可救药地爱上你了 And that's why l've completely fallen in love with you.
我想这是新版英国人入侵 Damn. l think that's the new British lnvasion...
就在那真实上演了 ...what happened there, that's what that was.
- 我要疯了 - 深呼吸 l feel like l'm having a panic attack. Breathe.
呼进 呼出 过来坐下 Breathe in and breathe out, and come sit down.
你觉得可能同时爱上两个人吗？ Do you think it's possible to love two people equally?
爱 可以 Love, yes.
恋爱 不行 Be in love, no.
当你迷茫时 会做什么？ What do you do when you don't know what to do?
我问鲍勃 l ask Bob.
你老公 鲍勃？ Your husband, Bob?
- 鲍勃宝宝？ - 对啊 "Bob" Bob? Yeah.
我知道他很胖 也很可笑 但专属于我 l mean, l know he's fat and ridiculous, but he's my fat...
专属于我的胖和可笑 ...and my ridiculous.
我喜欢和他在一起的感觉 And l like the way that l am with him.
- 妈妈 你会修这个吗？ - 小宝贝 Mom, could you fix this? Hey, buddy.
不必选择优秀的人 Don't choose the better guy.
而要选择能让你变完整的人 Choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl.
- 是吗？ - 是的 - Right? - Right.
我爱你？ l love you?
把女孩骗上床的花言巧语 很好 表现不错 Pretty fancy words to get the girl in bed. Bravo. Well done. Good performance.
- 我不指望你能理解 - 你就不肯承认你输了？ l don't expect you to understand. Why can't you just admit you lost?
我没输 在你的大脸白牙出现之前 我表现挺好的 l didn't. l was doing well until you turned up with your big hair and your white teeth.
一如往常 As per usual.
- 别忘了 是我先遇见她的 - 但是她爱上我了 塔克 Let's not forget, yes, l did find her first. Yeah, but she fell for me, Tuck.
她爱上我不是我的错 你总是慢我一步 She fell for me. lt's not my fault you're always a step behind.
如果我慢你一步 那就是我在给你善后 lf l'm only a step behind, it's because l'm cleaning up after you.
你要知道 Do you know what?
我不在乎劳伦选择谁 l couldn't give a monkey who Lauren chooses between us.
但是 咱俩 But this, what we had....
- 嗯 怎么？ - 结束了 Yeah, what? lt's over.
我已经向克林斯申请调职了 l already asked Collins for a transfer.
- 劳伦 你还好吗？ - 嗨 我很好 - Lauren. How are you? Are you well? - Hi. Oh, l'm pretty good.
- 那就好 - 你忙吗？ Good. Are you busy?
- 不忙 只是在上班 - 在做什么呢？ No, no, l'm just at work. What are you doing?
没什么 老实说有点无聊 Oh, nothing much. A bit boring, to be honest.
- 你知道那个第三大街新开的店吗？ - 我很熟悉 Do you know that new place on Third? l know it very well.
- 在那儿见面好么？ - 我半小时就能到 Can you meet me there? l can be there in half an hour.
- 好的 我们中午见 - 太好了 Okay. l'll see you for lunch then. That would be lovely.
- 一会儿见 - 好的 宝贝 I'll see you there. All right, my love.
- 拜 - 拜 Bye. Bye.
她打给你了 She called you.
我要走了 兄弟 Gotta go, mate.
反正我还要收拾东西 Have to pack up anyway.
幸运水瓶 Lucky water bottle.
不管怎样 她是个伟大的母亲 Anyway, she is a brilliant mother.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
看塔克昨晚的监视碟 Watching last night's surveillance video on Tuck.
该翻篇了 迪克曼 她成为过去了 Time to close the books on that one, Dickerman. She got away.
迪克 再见时见 All right, Dick, l'll see you when l see you.
我今天真的很开心 非常谢谢你 l had a really fantastic day today. Thank you very, very much.
- 我也是 很开心 - 是的 - So did l. lt was fun. - It was.
我... l, well....
- 往后倒一点 - 那么... - Scroll back for a second. - Yeah, so....
- 放大 - 这吗？ - Now zoom in. - There?
不是 放大背景 No, no, on the background.
锁定再放大 Freeze that and enhance.
是海因里希 That's Heinrich.
他来了 我得去找塔克 He's here. l have to get Tuck.
你给我打电话 我真的很开心 l'm really glad you called.
我没想到你会打给我 真是个惊喜 l didn't expect you to. lt was a surprise.
- 是吗？ - 是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
感觉很好 我喜欢惊喜 Which is great, because l love surprises.
你喜欢？我可不喜欢 You do? Gosh, l don't.
一般情况下 惊吓多过惊喜 Usually, they turn out more bad than--
老天 Good grief.
- 嗨 - 嗨 Hi. Hi.
FDR 你怎么... FDR, what are you...?
抱歉 塔克 这是我朋友FDR Uh, l'm sorry. Tuck, this is my friend FDR.
FDR 他是塔克 FDR, this is Tuck.
- 你好 很高兴见到你 - 很高兴见到你 Hello, it's lovely to meet you. Lovely to meet you.
- 你是英国人？ - 是的 Are you British? Yes, l am.
真是可惜 That's a crying shame.
- 为什么？ - 哦 无缘由的 Why? Oh, no reason.
你有双嫩手啊 You have-- You have very gentle hands, don't you?
- 强劲的手 - 嫩手 - Strong hands. - Gentle hands.
- 强劲的手 - 嫩手 就像握着三文鱼 - Strong hands. - Gentle hands. lt's like holding a salmon.
抱歉 我能离开一会儿吗？我要去... Can you excuse me for just a second? l'm just gonna, um....
就一会儿 Just a minute, for a second.
帮我点杯酒 Order me a drink.
就一下 我很快回来 ln a shot. l'll be right back.
- 你好 - 崔西 - Hello. - Trish.
他们撞上了 你快过来 我顶不住了 They're both here. You gotta get over here. l'm hyperventilating.
我跟你说过别脚踏两只船 l told you you shouldn't date two guys at the same time.
什么？ What?
你就不能大大方方地认输 对吧？ You have neither the grace nor the humility to lose like a man, do you?
海因里希来了 lt's Heinrich.
他就在洛杉矶 我们必须现在去抓他 He's in L.A. We have to get on it right now.
你可真让我无语 真的 You know, you are incredible. Really, you are.
我得向您脱帽致敬 真是了不起 l have to take my hat off to you. This is impressive.
- 听我说 - 把你的手拿开 Listen. You take your hands off me.
- 这不是...塔克 塔克 - 把手拿开 This is not-- Tuck. Tuck. Take your hand off me, mate.
行吗？ Yeah?
- 好 可以 - 你要去哪？嘿 你想去哪？ Yeah, all right. Where you going? Hey, where you going?
嗯？ Hm?
你可以的 自信的女人能处理好冲突 You can do this. You are a confident woman who can deal with conflict.
我都要晕死了 l'm gonna pass out.
这东西一直在我牙齿上？ Has that been on my teeth the whole time?
直接走出去 做出选择 他们是理智的男人 Get out there. Tell them your decision. They're rational.
说不定他们还能成为朋友 They may even become friends.
也许只是握个手 They'll probably just shake hands.
胸上都在流汗 My boobs are sweating.
在阿富汗的时候 我就该杀了你 l should have killed you in Kandahar when l had the chance.
你开玩笑呢 哥们？ What? Were you having a laugh, mate?
全靠我 你才没死在阿富汗 l was the only thing keeping you alive in Kandahar, mate.
我是你唯一的朋友 l was your only friend.
朋友？ Friend?
- 你们俩认识？ - 呃 劳伦 You two know each other? Well, Lauren....
- 你们俩认识？ - 是的 You two know each other? Yes.
搞什么？这是场赌局？是场游戏？ What was this? Some sort of bet? Some sort of game?
看谁能先搞定这姑娘？ To see who could get the girl first?
- 不是 不是 - 劳伦... - No, no, no. - Lauren...
- 听我解释 - 听我解释 ...let me explain. Let me explain.
- 我真的 其实你已经 - 劳伦 听我说...闭嘴 l'm really-- No, actually-- You've done-- Lauren, listen-- Shut up.
我那么相信你 l trusted you.
劳伦 劳伦 Lauren. Lauren.
情况更糟 他们俩认识 It's worse. They know each other.
- 什么？ - 我不知道怎么回事 What? l don't know how.
我走到他们身边 听到他们说他们是朋友 l got-- l walked in and they said they were friends.
给 喝点这个 Here, drink this.
- 我的天 这是什么鬼东西？ - 螺丝钻 Oh, my God, what is that? lt's a screwdriver.
算是伏特加吧 lt's mostly vodka.
但我肯定里面有苹果汁 还有些其他东西 But l'm sure there's some apple juice or something in there from somewhere.
我就像个傻子 以为他们真的在乎我 能赶紧走吗？ l feel like an idiot. l thought they cared. Can we get out?
当然 现在就去个酒吧... Yeah, sure, we could just go to a bar-- what--?
- 噢 我的天 - 怎么回事？ Oh, my God. What--?
抱歉 请问有什么能帮您？ Excuse me. ls there something l can help you with?
- 快给他钥匙 - 我要的不是车 Just give him your keys. l don't want the car.
是你的男友们 l want your boyfriends.
别跟我说话 以后再也别跟我说话 Don't talk to me, mate. ln fact, don't ever talk to me again. Don't--
- 萨德的歌？ - 萨德又不是你专属的 朋友 ls that Sade? Sade is not exclusive, my friend. Jesus.
- 哈 看吧 - 用公放 - Ah, look. - Put it on speaker.
没问题 All right.
嗨 劳伦 刚才的事真的很抱歉 Hi, Lauren, l'm really, really sorry about what happened.
劳伦 我是FDR 刚才真的很抱歉 Lauren, it's FDR. l am so sorry about what happened.
- 你不能安静点？ - 拜托 也许她想和我说话 Would you just be quiet? Come on, maybe she wants to talk to me.
那为什么她不打给你？ Why didn't she call your phone then?
- 我不知道 - 闭嘴 l don't know. Shut up.
你闭嘴 You shut up.
- 劳伦 - 不 你们都闭嘴 - Lauren-- - No, you shut up.
你们俩空手来圣佩德罗港22号仓 You two come alone unarmed to Warehouse 22 in San Pedro.
否则我就杀了你们漂亮的小女友 还有她的朋友 Or l'll have to kill your pretty girlfriend and her friend.
一英里内我要是看见任何警察 I see any police, any agent within a mile...
你们就等着收尸吧 ...you get her head in the mail.
给你们一小时 Be there in an hour.
我们要是去仓库 我们三个谁也逃不了 lf we go to that warehouse, she's not walking out and neither are we.
- 那是什么？ - GPS 我在她身上放了跟踪器 What is that? GPS. l put a sat-tracker on her.
你在她身上放跟踪器？ You put a sat-tracker on her?
- 我就是放了 你没有？ - 没有 Of course l did, didn't you? No.
我不会在她身上放 这不道德 我安在她手机上了 l didn't put a sat-tracker on her. That's immoral. l put one on her cell phone.
- 塔克 开这辆车 - 知道 Steal this car, Tuck. Got it.
- 多谢 - 她在威尼斯路往东行驶中 Thank you. She's heading eastbound on Venice.
- 别搞砸了这次 - 是你别搞砸了 Try not to screw this up. You try not to.
不要再重复我说的话 Stop repeating everything that l say.
FDR 目标不动了 FDR, target is holding steady.
距离1英里 One mile to contact.
塔克 不对 准确的是0.8英里 Tuck, negative, 0.8 miles to be precise.
靠近点 我要拉那辆蒙特卡罗 Get me close. l'm gonna pull a Monte Carlo.
不行 没有角度 从后面来吧 Negative, we don't have the angle. Do a reverse Karachi.
好 让我靠近就是 Fine. Just get me close.
不是吧！你们在干什么？ No! What are you doing? No!
- 崔西！ - 搞定 - Trish! - Got it.
该死！ Shit!
快开车 蠢货！ Drive, you idiot!
这他妈的怎么回事？ What the hell is going on?
我先坦白 其实我不是导游 l'm gonna be honest. l am not a travel agent.
- 真的？ - 我也不是什么游艇船长 Really? l'm not a cruise ship captain.
真该死 No shit.
噢 我的老天 Oh, my God!
- 天啊 - 好了 - Oh, God. - Okay.
握紧方向盘 Grab the wheel, please.
- 姑娘 我见识过你开车 握紧方向盘 - 我才不要开 Girl, l've seen you drive. Take the wheel. l'm not gonna drive this car.
- 调头 - 该死！ Turn around. Shit!
塔克！ Tuck!
- 我想你了 - 了解 我也想你 l missed you. l know. l've missed you too.
- 我爱你 兄弟 - 我也爱你 l love you, man. Love you too.
- 我们回来啦 - 噢 我的天 我成电灯泡了 We're back. Oh, my God. l'm Yoko.
下午好 我是苏珊·沃什 现在为您转播... WALSH Good afternoon, I'm Susan Walsh coming to you live from the studio....
- 妈妈 - 嗯？ Mom. Yeah?
- 那是爸爸吗？ - 啊？ ls that Dad? Huh?
- 他们现在朝哪走？ - 310高速上朝南 where are they going? Headed south on the 31 0 Freeway.
但这条路还没修好 But that freeway's incomplete.
300尺 200尺 他们到尽头了 Three hundred feet, 200. They're running out of road.
我希望你能原谅他 劳伦 l hope you can forgive him, Lauren.
- 他是我认识的最好的男人 - 别胡扯 兄弟 He's the best man l know. Bollocks, mate.
你们相互喜欢 很般配 你们才是一对 You two belong to each other. You really do, you belong to each other.
谢谢你 但她已经做出决定了 Thank you, she's already made her choice.
没 我没有 No. No, l didn't.
- 你没有？ - 你没有？ You didn't? You didn't?
- 什么？ - 我做了决定 但... What? No, l mean, l did, but--
- 想清一切后 我觉得... - 塔克 ln light of everything l found out, l feel-- Tuck.
- 这是防弹车 - 车灯 lt's bulletproof. The lights.
射车头灯 Shoot the headlights.
2006年后 每辆车都装有安全气垫 Front-impact airbag deployment in all models after 2006.
- 你没事吧？ - 没事 Are you okay? Yeah.
- 那就好 - 嗯 - Good. - Yeah.
我没事 l'm okay.
好吧 开房去吧 All right, get a room.
- 事故起因暂不明了 - 我觉得爸爸不是个导游 We do not know how it started. l don't think he's a travel agent.
可能涉及德国恐怖分子组织... It may have involved a German terrorist group...
和两名联邦调查员 ...as well as two federal agents.
- 我给您检查下吧 先生？ - 不用了 我没事 Let me take a look at that, sir? No, l'm fine.
我约你出来 就是想告诉你我的选择 l was gonna tell you. That's why l asked you out.
没事 Yeah, it's okay. l, um....
很好 很好 我能理解 lt's good. lt's good. l understand.
- 嗯 - 很好 Okay. lt's good.
乔知道你的身份吗？ Does Joe know about this?
呃... Um....
不知道 No.
不过我想他应该很快就知道了 No, not yet, but l think he will in a minute.
好吧 All right.
我可能...我可能该走了 l should-- l should probably-- l should probably head off.
好 Okay.
恩 好 Good.
保重 Take care.
嘿 塔克 Hey, Tuck.
我来负责这些吧 l'll, uh, take care of all this.
谢谢 Thank you.
差不多了 All right.
那我们办公室见？ l'll see you-- l'll see you in the office?
不 No.
情报中心见 l'll see you in the field, mate.
- 来 - 来 Come here, you. Come here, you.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 l love you. l love you too.
- 你一直是我的家人 永远都是 - 嗯 你也是我的家人 You're family always and forever. Yeah. So are you.
- 保重 - 照顾好她 Take care. You take care of her.
那么... So....
我左右衡量 然后... So when l added it all up and l crunched all the numbers, it was a--
嘘 别再想了 Shh. No more thinking.
你会让我后悔做这个决定吗？ You're gonna make me regret this, aren't you?
就让你后悔一辈子 For the rest of your life.
你看见没？有用唉 Did you see that? You see, it worked.
- 有用唉 你看见没？ - 跟你说过有用吧？ lt worked. You see that? What'd l tell you? Hm?
开心了？去拿你的鞋吧 You happy? All right, go get your sneakers. Go on.
- 你没有听我的 - 老兄 能简单说两句吗？ You're not listening to me. Mate, can l have a quick word with you?
就是这个 站稳咯 That's it, stand up.
有个勇士告诉我「痛就说明软弱正在消失」 A brave man once said to me, "Pain is weakness leaving the body."
再见 软弱 Bye, weakness.
软弱正在消失 Weakness leaving the body.
去吧 去和你的小伙伴玩玩 You go on. Talk to your friends for a bit.
嘿 Hey.
看来你不是个导游？ So you're not a travel agent?
- 不是 - 嗯哼 No. Mm-hm.
这才是我 Um.... This is me.
你好 我是凯蒂 Hi, um, l'm Katie.
你好 我是塔克 很高兴见到你 Hello. l'm Tuck. Pleased to meet you.
- 塔克？ - 对的 Tuck? That's right. Yeah.
终于见到真正的你了 So nice to meet you. Finally.
- 你饿了吗？ - 嗯 饿了 You hungry? Yes, l am.
愿意一起去吃晚饭吗 一家人一起？ Well, you wanna get some dinner? As a family?
当然愿意 Yes, yes, l would.
很好 Okay, good.
好了 宝贝 该走了 Okay, bud, time to go.
喂 Hello?
嘿 宝贝 你用的是无线电降落伞吧？ Hey, babe, you're using the vector chute, right?
是啊 肯定的 Yeah, of course.
这种降落伞拥有高度韧性和三重保险 lt's got high-tensile fiber and triple-secure locking features.
全他妈的是顶级材料 lt gets fives across the board.
每次你说脏话我都很开心 Oh, God, l love it when you talk dirty.
哈哈 奶奶家明晚聚会 叫塔克带上凯蒂和乔 Ha, ha. Oh, Nana's tomorrow night. Don't forget to tell Tuck to bring Katie and Joe.
- 嘿 奶奶家明晚聚会 - 你在跟奶奶讲电话？ Hey, Nana's tomorrow night, huh? ls that Nana you're talking to?
不是 No.
你跟他说了没？ Did you tell him yet?
- 马上说 - 祝你好运 l'm just about to. Good luck.
我爱你 宝贝 l love you, baby.
- 我爱你 宝贝 - 拜 l love you, baby. Bye.
哈 我要给你一个最棒的单身派对 Ah! l'm gonna throw you the best bachelorette party ever!
- 你确定我们要这么做？ - 我什么时候让你失望过？ Are you sure that we should do this? Have l ever, ever, ever steered you wrong?
- 兄弟 - 啥 Brother. Yo.
我向劳伦求婚了 l asked Lauren to marry me.
你愿意当我的伴郎吗？ Will you be my best man?
- 快跳！ - 嘿 你可以的 Jump run! Hey, you're good.
我知道你和她睡过 虽然有点尴尬 但... l know it's a little awkward with you having slept with her and everything, but....
- 别担心 劳伦甚至没... - 我想上天真是公平的 对吗？ Don't worry about it, Lauren didn't even-- l just think it's poetic justice, right?
什么意思？ What is?
我早就想告诉你了 我和凯蒂睡过 Well, l've been meaning to tell you this for a while, but l slept with Katie.
就一次 很久以前 久到你们都还不认识 Once. Long time ago. Before you guys even knew each other.
- 你睡过我老婆？ - 那时候她还不是 你们还不认识 Slept with my wife? She wasn't. You didn't know her.
- 你睡我老婆？ - 很久以前的事了 You slept with my wife? lt was a long time ago, man.
我从没和劳伦睡过 l never even slept with Lauren.
- 什么？ - 我没和劳伦睡过！ What? l never slept with Lauren!
没有 我只是让你以为有 让你吃醋 No, l only let you think that, right? Think that, to make you jealous.
- 你没和劳伦睡过？ - 但你睡了我老婆！ You never slept with Lauren? You slept with my wife!